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"I recently lost 245 pounds on a Subway diet that consisted
of Veggie subs without Mayo and Cheese. I love dem..."
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Occupation:
Subway Spokesperson
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Hobbies and Interests:
I like to eat them SUBWAY sandwiches...
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Favorite Music:
The Clay Henry Song
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Favorite TV Shows:
South Park
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About Me:
I recently lost 245 pounds on a Subway diet that consisted
of Veggie subs without Mayo and Cheese. I love dem
sandwiches more than my own mother. I am America's
greatest success story.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet some girls that want to feed me sandwiches
and not tell my *new* wife who makes me do too many chores
around the house. I don't like people who don't eat
Subway sandwiches everyday, oh and that new guy who does
the commercials - he is a complete twat and has no respect.
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way." Then he fucking kicked me in the
back of the legs and did me like an
animal. Man, you are still a sick fat
fuck. I am gonna go get myself some KFC.
just ugly.
Sandwiches!!!!!!!!
thank you . from all jareds every
where.
people and a source of hope to fat
people everywhere. I am a living insult
and a destroyer of the hope that our
human nature could ever be peaceful.
That sorta makes a parallel between me
and Jared. We're good buddies. He uses
me to dig out olives and stuff from his
sandwiches. Damn tasty subs man. Damn
tasty.
STYLE
my sub...does this make me a bad person?
my new bigger and better sourdough jack? I
made it just for you because you're so
dangerously underweight now. i
recommend 1 for lunch and 2 for dinner
JUST before bedtime.
us to use our technology that can
instantly transport you from Earth to
our ship. Since Mr. Neelix's departure
from the ship we have been in desperate
need for a decent cook and according to
21st Century history, you are one of
the most renowned food experts of your
time. It is an honor to communicate
with you.
before he killed Ron and Nicole his fat
stomach wouldn't have hit the the guest
house I was staying in. No, no... OJ
DID NOT KILL NICOLE AND RON... SORRY.