Just looking around

Jun 2003

A Jigsaw puzzle

e2L

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Spartan Village School, Attended 1981 - 1984

Spartan Village Elementary, SKBD, Sri Cempaka, Wesley College

Too many bottles of juice isn't good for a stamp p

Well, who really needs tomatoes anyways?

Turning the dials on anything with dials

The clock has moved now, it's now on the wall to the right of me

The sun causes skin cancer, I say get rid of the sun!!

big fat babies bouncing off walls

My stamp pad is out of ink, making it extremely diffucult to cut things up

When you really start thinking about your mortality, you'll realise something; your shoelace is always untied. That is to say, life gives you lemons, so make lemonade. If that still doesn't make sense to you, then for the love of God, seek help. Sure as hell, I'm not gonna help much further than those two brilliant insights into the depper mechanisms of life, the universe & everything in between. And next to it. And above. And below. And 45 degrees from it. Also anything 127.5 degrees from it. But not in any other direction. Tune in next week (or maybe month, year or decade. essentially whenever I feel like it) for more brilliant insights into the deeper mechanisms of life, the universe... you get the picture. But if you don't, then I expect you would like to fail in life. Whatever, your choice...

I will also leave this last part standard in my description, otherwise I'll forget & people will start complaining again. Oh, nearly forgot, I have an extremely bad memory, so if i don't say hello to you after having met you before, its actually only because I don't remember you, or I don't like you, or I can't be bothered saying hello, or some other reason I can't be bothered explaining at the moment. But please do say hello if you want to, and don't be too upset if i don't remember you.
I do expect, though, that you should remember me. Because every meeting with me IS a memorable occasion. So no excuses for you. (But refer below)

I'd like to meet the idiot who first decided to eat oysters and snails and anything else which I think is disgusting. Then slap him on the head and call him a moron.