Leah Quizan

As the patron goddess of the ancient Athenian city state, Athena embodies both the power of the warrior and the wisdom of the philosopher. She wields her spear with an aim towards justice. Respect her and you will prosper!

The greatest of all theft, grand larceny is about exploiting the weak, taking their things, and profiting! You are a felon motivated by the promise of easy living off the riches of others. You are a true American hero.

You will have lots of money. Having lots of money will allow you to buy pretty things, and socialize with pretty people. Maybe all the cash will even bring you happiness?

You cook, you clean, and you know what a man wants. Although perfectly proper when entertaining company, when the lights turn off you can be wild. You could make a man very happy.

You're the athletic type. You're the fit and trim one that spends two hours a day jogging. Some people consider that sexy, others are not turned on. Don't worry about that. Believe in yourself!

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.

You're not gay. You're flamboyant! You make every movement a dance, and every word a song. You are one for bright colors, strobing lights, and techno music.

You are a fattie! You like to eat, and you don't like to exercise. You are the typical American, and more power to you for that! Be proud of your body. After all, you have a lot of body to be proud of!

Your corrosive personality has made you a few enemies in your time. Even your friends can find you a bit disagreeable. At some point one of these enemies (or friends) will become so tired of your antics that he will poison you. Cool.