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Kris
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"What's to say? I live, I love, I learn, I chop people into
tiny bits and feed them to my hedgehog.. Wait, wrong..."
More about Kris
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Occupation:
TechSupport .Commie and much much more
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Hobbies and Interests:
androgyny, anthropology, bash, chocolate, crayons, deprecated hardware, EFnet, firearms, forensics, FreeBSD, hair dye, hedgehogs, insomnia, jaegermeister, jigsaw puzzles, menial labor, osteology, pansexuality, polyamory, sleep, storms, tetris, UNIX, vi
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Favorite Books:
No, favorite writers: Douglas Adams, Dave Barry, Rita Mae Brown, Octavia Butler, Orson Scott Card, William Gibson, Audre Lorde, Desmond Morris, Dorothy Parker, Kurt Vonnegut
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Favorite Movies:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, The Jerk, Brain Candy, The Princess and the Warrior, Monty Python's _____
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Favorite Music:
Alice In Chains, Ani DiFranco, Bjork, Credence Clearwater Revival, Cold, Curve, The Eagles, grunge, industrial, Massive Attack, PJ Harvey, Tool, Tori Amos, Tricky, kinda depends on the day - I can't pick favorites
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Favorite TV Shows:
Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kids In The Hall, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, I don't watch TV anymore
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About Me:
What's to say? I live, I love, I learn, I chop people into
tiny bits and feed them to my hedgehog.. Wait, wrong
website. I'm not good with labels, so let's do it this
way. My hair is usually purple, my clothes are usually
black, I usually spend too much time banging on keyboards,
I usually hold enough liquor for a small village. I keep
odd hours and odder habits and still odder friends and I
love 'em all. I am an unrepentant sleeper.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People with shiny objects.
And maybe some day people who find my stuffed weasel funny
instead of just scary.
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the air, I don't know who I'm kidding
imagining you'll care." Is something
Kris once said to me. I say it over in
times of distress to calm myself. If I
can say I made one good decision in my
life it was squashing her "Invisible
friend" This started a long friendship
that I will never regret, Even if it
goes sour one day over a raw business
deal. I love Kris more than long haired
boys, if I had to choose between the
two..well..nevermind. She gives good
advice and if it were not for her "Hi"
classes, I would be a bumbling fool.
She is witty, smart and caring. She is
an aviary specialist, devoted
mother..wait. She is also my personal
pillow On one of our many road trips
across California she almost made me
drive off an embankment because I was
laughing so hard. From Johnny fingers
to Sheet Rock Joe we have shared many
laughs, many tears and many soul
searching moments. We have laughed at
many inappropriate jokes and driven up
and down Baily road more than any crack
dealer in California. Kris might not
know how much her friendship has meant
to me over the years. (Little did she
know that inviting me over to her house
one day for hot coco would involve the
surgical attachment of some weirdo with
penis envy to her left knee. Ha! Ha
jokes on her) I wub her berry mush,
Everyone should have a friend like Kris
in their life.
won't.
K, I love you, you are my shining star, the wind
beneath my wings, my duet partner in car
karaoke, my assistant when
purchasing leather collars, whatever would I do
without you? Please sit next to me in the
cafeteria at lunch today. Check yes, no, or
maybe.