What should I say about Damon? Well let
me tell you, this guy drinks coriliean
ale like a gundark drinks water.
We were out this one time at Jabba's
place and Damon starts challenging
everyone to a drinking contest. That
crazy bitch(??) with the three layers
of tities almost had him under the
table until he said some sick shit
about her doing it with Bib Fortuna and
she puked all over the dance floor.
So he won by de-fault.
I met Damon at a very awkward time in
my life. He really, really helped me
out a lot. I mean, he made me feel
good about myself when others were
really doubting me and throwing things
at me. He told them to "stop that",
and I appreciated it. I'm very
thankful for that.
I first met Damon back at Community High
. He had just moved here from New
York . He introduced himself to me and
my friend Ernest . He said something
really funny but I don't remember what
it was . When he walked off Ernest
said "jeez I forgot how much shit new
yorkers talk " . Then we worked together
a little while after . Damon impressed
me with how into the Doors he was/is .
I am a big Doors fan , and you know ,
most Doors fans I meet are kinda
clueless as to why the Doors are so
awesome . Not Damon . Damon is a
relentless spreader of the message of
rock and roll . Go Damon go !
I don't care what everyone says about
Damon, I like him. It's guys like this that are
going to make being cross-eyed with bucked-
teeth cool again. Rock on, Damon!
Once I saw Damon molesting our
Princess Leia (metal bikini) cardboard
stand up. I was disturbed, yet totally
turned on at the same time. As you can
see form this anxious woman from the
Elbow Room photo- Damon just happens to
have this kind of effect on women.
Not only is Damon one of the most thoughtful
guys I know, but he isn't afraid to call
"bullshit" either. And if that weren't enough,
he laughs at my crude jokes, protects me from
the creeps at the Elbow Room, and introduced
me to Brass Monkey. He likes dirty movies
like "The Nudie Watusi" too! Yeah, Damon is
all aces if you ask me!
Damon's a total perv, but that's cool
because so am I. That must be why we
get along. Once when I was on vacation
in Michigan for New Years, he offered a
spot in his living room to watch Deep
Throat (or was it some other classic?).
It was a day too late but it's the
thought that counts, right?
me tell you, this guy drinks coriliean
ale like a gundark drinks water.
We were out this one time at Jabba's
place and Damon starts challenging
everyone to a drinking contest. That
crazy bitch(??) with the three layers
of tities almost had him under the
table until he said some sick shit
about her doing it with Bib Fortuna and
she puked all over the dance floor.
So he won by de-fault.
just for the record, it was Tassie that
I wanted to get on...
my life. He really, really helped me
out a lot. I mean, he made me feel
good about myself when others were
really doubting me and throwing things
at me. He told them to "stop that",
and I appreciated it. I'm very
thankful for that.
. He had just moved here from New
York . He introduced himself to me and
my friend Ernest . He said something
really funny but I don't remember what
it was . When he walked off Ernest
said "jeez I forgot how much shit new
yorkers talk " . Then we worked together
a little while after . Damon impressed
me with how into the Doors he was/is .
I am a big Doors fan , and you know ,
most Doors fans I meet are kinda
clueless as to why the Doors are so
awesome . Not Damon . Damon is a
relentless spreader of the message of
rock and roll . Go Damon go !
Damon, I like him. It's guys like this that are
going to make being cross-eyed with bucked-
teeth cool again. Rock on, Damon!
Princess Leia (metal bikini) cardboard
stand up. I was disturbed, yet totally
turned on at the same time. As you can
see form this anxious woman from the
Elbow Room photo- Damon just happens to
have this kind of effect on women.
home, Damon makes me do things.
guys I know, but he isn't afraid to call
"bullshit" either. And if that weren't enough,
he laughs at my crude jokes, protects me from
the creeps at the Elbow Room, and introduced
me to Brass Monkey. He likes dirty movies
like "The Nudie Watusi" too! Yeah, Damon is
all aces if you ask me!
because so am I. That must be why we
get along. Once when I was on vacation
in Michigan for New Years, he offered a
spot in his living room to watch Deep
Throat (or was it some other classic?).
It was a day too late but it's the
thought that counts, right?