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Occupation:
Editor, Insubordinant and Asskicker
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Hobbies and Interests:
satellite lost, Music, movies, tattoos, playing guitar with no wank involved, Strongbad e-mails, being sarcastic, playing with my cats, the ladies, working out, The task of just being The Jason, seeing shows, eating sushi, hair care, and P!!!
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Favorite Books:
Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, The Secret History, Lullaby and anything by Chuck Palahniuk (except Diary..SNORE), everything by J.D. Sallinger (of course), The Wasp Factory, The Sun Also Rises, too much to mention here again
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Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, True Romance, Blade Runner, ORGAZMO, Memento, Aliens(all), The Thing, In The Bedroom, Suicide Kings, Backbeat, Any Star Trek (I'm a big GEEK), Magnolia, same as above
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Favorite Music:
Fugazi, Bob Mould in any band, SDRE, Quicksand, Cave in, Jawbox, With Every Idle Hour, Bravado, Come Down, Jharmando, TCW, The Smiths, Jimmy Eat World, Sparta, SY, Sleater-Kinney, The Cure, Antarctica, Sigur Ros, Cursive, Elliot, too many too mention...
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Oz (on DVD), The Sopranos, Wrestling (yep), Star Trek of any form
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About Me:
When you'll know, you'll know.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm not exactly a people person, but since I can't meet
pets through this thing, I'll say anyone who won't make me
throttle them. So I guess we're limited here.
Yeah, and I'm in a band. And I think it's hot shit. So
check it out www.satellitelost.com
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one time? hahaha!
Long time no see! Hope all is well bro...
phildo is the only one of you guys hwo actually
washes his clothes.
downright hootenanny to hang out with.
Even more fun to get drunk with.
He rock's Saddam Hussein's ass. Rock
Over London. Rock over New York.
testimonial i am posing The Jason with a very
scary question. Should I or should I not
accept this testimonial? Soon i will be
treading on thin ice, however I suspect Jason
will not crack that ice. I will now prove that
The Jason is in fact "stranger" then the one he
calls "Phildo". Yes you have all read this
correctly, I have just made a statement
positing that The Jason is more abnormal then
an alien from outerspace who has assumed a
human dispostion (apparently he has a
girlfriend in japan however i have reason to
believe, when he goes there, he is teleporting
himself to his home planet). I have a number
of issues to discuss:
1) first off Ryan its "eat my balls" not suck my
balls get it straight you fairy.
2) Secondly, Jason has a lucite guitar. Yes he
does, what is he thinking???? i have no idea.
although when getting together the first time
to play some music he did mention that if he
played naked, we could all see his package
through the guitar.
3) Sometimes when I am "chewing the cud"
with him he refers to "take it" exceedingly.
What exactly he means by that I am not
certain, however I believe to be a homosexual
slur.
4) The Jason seems to have a problem with
the UPS department. He seems to not be able
to reason with them, and angers them to the
point that he isnt able to get his packages in a
timely fashion. Perhaps he should attend
some anger management classes.
5) He is capable of making space noises with
his guitar and making them sound good. Who
does that?
6) I dont remember what i was trying to prove
so just take it as this. The Jason is Amzin.
hair like the bass player for
metallica. yea so jay is hot shit.
everytime you look in the mirror,
say "im hot shit.....now suck my balls"