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"I'm a real "come with" guy. If you need someone to come
with you for something, I'll do it. If you asked me "hey,..."
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Occupation:
UCI Student
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Favorite Movies:
Black Hawk Down, The Usual Suspects, Swingers, Apollo 13, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Memento, Narc
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Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfeld, Samurai Jack, Insomniac with Dave Attell, The Screen Savers, Late Night with Conan O' Brien, Comedy Central Presents, Comic Remix...and sometimes Queer Eye for the Straight Guy when no one is around...
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About Me:
I'm a real "come with" guy. If you need someone to come
with you for something, I'll do it. If you asked me "hey,
Shawn...come with me to check my mail", I'd go with you.
If you asked "hey, Shawn, I found a bunch of money. Come
with me so I can spend it on myself...and I'll throw a
little your way", I'd go with you. If you asked me "Hey,
Shawn, I need you to come with me because I need your help
with something and even though I can't offer you any kind
of compensation, we are good friends and I can count on
you", I might come with you.
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times. Remember the time you kept making
fun of me because I can't wink? You were
telling a story about how my neck was
stretching and my head was weaving
through the room, all the while
screaming "I can't wink!" That was
pretty funny, and I still can't wink.
Remember the time that you were telling
me about this hot girl you just asked
out and you said "I'm so glad I got her
digits" and I asked "You cut her fingers
off? You perve!" You never answered me,
and I still think you're kind of a
perve. Remember the time when I told you
that under no circumstances would I ever
even consider the remote chance of the
possibility that you would have the
opportunity to date me? Well I was
serious, and I still mean it.
warranting a new testimonial. Check this
guy out, the look on his face is his
classic "come get me you horny nasty
girls" face. So irresistible that girls
flock to him. The hat helps too.
Whatever the hell it is. Anyways, Shawn
is my best bud. He's a good listener and
always ready with good advice on all
topics, including girls, money, jobs,
programming, dealing with annoying
classmates, dealing with annoying
professors, and strange rashes. We got
each others backs, especially when it
comes to the rashes. He also is part of
an exclusive club. The "my name ends
with Shah and my first name is very
similar to Shah club." Shawn is the
president, Natasha Shah is the vice
president, and Shahlin Shah is the
treasurer. And what a kickass club it
is.
your profile picture? Now I sound
like a blithering idiot in my other
testimonial. Of course maybe that was
your plan from day 1. Thanks a lot
buddy.
friends that i have today. He is the
reason why i met everyone in the
Shire. Sure i already knew ryan from
before, but because of shawn i went
inside the Shire and met people while
looking for him. That's right. i
thought shawn was cute. so i went to
the suite that i saw him go into once,
and i met some people there and asked
them if he was around. he wasn't, but
some fun people were. i'm not a funny
gal. so unfortunately i can't make
this testimonial too amusing. but let
me tell you, if u're looking for a
time filled with joyous laughter, then
you ask shawn to come with you
somewhere. because his facial
expressions, and his funny wit will
definitly equal a good time.
move into his room in the Shire. If he
wasn't confused enough... I took him
to the wrong room and introduced him
to the wrong roommate while that guy's
actual roommate was already in the
room.... yeah I felt very stupid and
decided to never try to guess which
room people were in anymore... and now
they make me an RA... what were they
thinking!? hehe But Shawn totally put
that behind him and has been a very
cool guy! I was very pleased that he
got to be a PAA this year cuz I know
he will be AWESOME at that job. Shawn
is definetly one of those guys that u
can count on to always help you out.
Definetely visit his office hours, he
will be sure to entertain you :)
funniest guys I have ever met. As his
roomate for the past year, I can
honestly say he's funny 24 hours a
day. I won't tell any stories cause
there's just too many to tell and not
enough room, but I will say that the
primary attribute to his comedy is his
facial expressions. If Shawn were a
mute, he'd still be funnier than most
men. He has a thousand expressions, or
maybe its just one really versatile
one, either way, the looks he gives are
golden. He's also just a real stand up
guy in all facets of living, and I'm
honored to sleep within 15 feet of
him. Besides, he's got perfect form.
about Shawn. Now I had never met this
guy when we shacked up. He gave me
the best year of his life. Between
the two of us, our room had the most
funny in Shire history. There is on
major error on Shawns profile though,
the pictures he has are not of him (I
was almost fooled by the one of whats
his face in front of the science
library). But let me just say that
comparing Shawn's sexiness to that
guy's is like comparing the Grand
Canyon to a crack in the sidewalk.
You may be asking if he's so great,
why did you guys seperate? Well Shawn
is a bit of a perv. One day he took a
picture of him and Paul grabing my
dirty boobies and that was just to
much for me.
FUN FACT: Shawn will play Chewbaca's
stunt double in Episode 3.
guy in his picture), maybe even
hotter! He is going to be my resident
next year and do whatever i say ;) He
is such a sweet and helpful guy i
couldn't be happier!
all, he spells "Shawn" the cool way.
None of this "Sean" crap. Since when
does "Se-" make a "Sh-" sound? It's
obvious that his parents were hooked on
phonics. The coolest thing about
Shawn, other than the fact that his
parents know how to spell
phoenetically, is that he's a triplet!
Hell, twins are cool enough, but
triplets? Man oh man! But the other
two are girls, apparently. But if any
of you girls out there think that Shawn
is a hottie, you can turn lesbian and
have TWICE as much fun.
he's down for helping you out. like
one time, i wanted to put up some
fliers about tutoring, and what does
shawn do? he goes and contacts a tutor
lady and sets up a whole project about
it that might actually go into effect
sometime in Winter 2005. Really tho,
he does his best and is a really good
guy to keep around. If i were in
Survivor with him, i'd try not to vote
him off the island until i'd already
gotten rid of all the worthless piss-
and-moaners. Then after that, he's
gotta go. I mean, only the last one on
the island gets the money, right? I'm
actually not a fan of Survivor, but i
am a fan of Shawn.