Captain Tralfaz

Swashbuckler

Guinness, Rum, Whiskey, Galleons, The Spanish Main, High-Seas Hijinx, Sailing Sailing Over The Ocean Blue, Treasure, Swashbuckling, Cutlasscore, Madagascar, Pitcairn Island, Mutiny, The Jolly Roger, The Sargasso Sea

Any Old Iron (Anthony Burgess), We Can Build You (Philip K. Dick), Cat's Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut), Post Office (Charles Bukowski), The Martian Chronicles (Ray Bradbury), Making History: A Novel (Stephen Fry), The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald)

The Fisher King, Moby Dick (1956), The Tenant, Rosemary's Baby, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Orgazmo, Vampire's Kiss, Blade Runner, Man Bites Dog, The Big Lebowski, Beyond The Valley of the Dolls, American Movie, This Is Spinal Tap, Pandora's Box

Sea Shanties, Punk Rock, Celtic, Bagpipes, Acoustic Blues, Industrial, New Wave, Drinking Songs, Noise, Indie, Calypso, Pogues, Big Black, Einsturzende Neubauten, DEVO, B-52s, Psychedelic Furs, Clancy Brothers, Mississippi John Hurt, Velvet Underground

Dr. Who, Kids In The Hall, Reno 911, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Young Ones, Get A Life, Red Dwarf, Blackadder, The Daily Show, I'm With Busey

There's lilt in the song I sing, there's laughter and love,
there's tang of the sea and blue from heaven above.
Of reason there's none and why should there be for bye?
As long as there's fire in the blood and a light in the eye!

Whether the blood be highland, lowland or no,
and whether the skin be black or white as the snow,
of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong --
as long as our voices join the chorus of song!