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College/University:
St. John's College-Annapolis, Attended 1998 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
teacher
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Hobbies and Interests:
rawk, true crime, photography, daschel auden, graphic design, travel, horseback riding
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Favorite Books:
Brothers K., Wuthering Heights, Franny & Zooey, Fitzgerald's short stories, [new phase: a love/hate relationship with Dorothy Parker!], Capote
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Favorite Movies:
Royal Tennenbaums, The Big Lebowski, The Pianist, Virgin Suicides, Possession, American Movie [new phase: Adrian Brody movies on Lifetime!]
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Favorite Music:
Aloha, Pilot to Gunner, Andrew Bird, Pele, Arcade Fire, Pavement, Mates of State, PGMG, Four Tet, M83, Bloc Party, Malkmus, The Books
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Favorite TV Shows:
A&E, BBC and German tv nowadays.
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About Me:
I miss people when they're not around.
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there are probably about 10 gazillion guys on the
internet whose number one goal is to somehow put
their penis inside her. And in case you didn't
know, 10 gazillion is a lot.
really. This was all back in my junior
year of high school. She was the cool
chick from somewhere else and as
awkward as I. We worked together in a
play. I'm glad to see she is doing so
well not being able to fit in. Its not only
ok to not know yourself- she shows that
it makes you interesting. Her laughter
bursts out expressing the joyful insanity
we all want more of.
prevented Paige and I from forming a
union that would likely produce a
genetic wunderkind. It is for that
reason that I send her a vial of my
eager and potent seed weekly, hoping she
will realize that our offspring would
ascend to Blog Royalty.
To know her is to worship her. And to
worship her is to know bliss. In short,
she's so cool it makes me want to crap
my pants.
got other stuff, too, like nobility and
virtue and magnanimity, but the
Rock&Roll part...thats where its at.
testy messages for ya. if so i'll try
again.
boys come to the yard. I think it's
strawberry flavored. I like strawberries...
Arkansas I ever met. We met in
college. She was older, better known
than I and my set. She knew the music
the kids were listening to, stuff by
the Pixies and other post-post bands.
I'm reaching for names; I don't know if
she likes the Pixies. But I do know
that she has a je nais sais quoi about
her, raising her above the demotic
herd. She embodies the spirit of
hospitality, and dishes out a hearty
portion of humor with the most
delicious sprinkle of sarcasm: the way
anybody worth their stuff ought to like
it.
while I was flogging baby seals.
Man, I love that girl.
flurish of auburn hair.
Your life is incomplete without her in it!
grammar skillz, and the only girl
worthy of having the same haircolor as
me has. so nyah.