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"On a scale from 1 to 100, you would say I am an 85. It
doesn't really matter what you might be talking about, I'm..."
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Occupation:
Playwright
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Hobbies and Interests:
Lego, soccer, computer nerditude, sports on da tube, large stacks of unnattended unmarked bills, cooking
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Favorite Books:
Rides of the Midway.
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Favorite Movies:
Happiness, Life is Beautiful, American Beauty, Exotica, Zero Effect, This is Spinal Tap, Risky Business, Fletch, Fight Club, Muppets Take Manhattan, The Breakfast Club, Cool Hand Luke, The Verdict, Bonnie and Clyde
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Favorite Music:
Cibo Matto, Midnight Oil, Tool, Men at Work, Portishead, A Tribe Called Quest, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Bjork, Blue Man Group, Tony Toni Tone, Duran Duran, Faith no More, Digable Planets, Slick Rick, David Bowie, and the Zambonis!
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, NYPD Blue reruns, Jackass, Ali G, Fox Sports World, King of the Hill, Sports Night
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About Me:
On a scale from 1 to 100, you would say I am an 85. It
doesn't really matter what you might be talking about, I'm
pretty much an 85 down the line. And 85 is pretty good
last I checked.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Naked women (they don't have to start out naked, but none
of that "permaclothing"). I'd also like to meet people
who want to give me a lot of money. And I like meeting
people who give me lots of compliments I don't necessarily
deserve. And I like meeting people who throw parties or
let me watch basketball on their big TVs.
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I was caught once again. Stuck in one of the thousands of quicksand pits that plague the jungle just outside of Rangoon. The only thing to spur me out was a platoon of angry guerilla freedom fighters, and an all-too-hungry Burmese tiger. Just when I was ready to resign to my fate and say farewell forever to my dearest love, Clementine, the tree-scattered sun is suddenly blocked. All that I can make out is a profound scalpular rotunda, adorned on its flanks by pronounced earlobes. There to save my life was the greatest man I have ever known, Sir Jeremy, Counte de Monte Vista. In his hands, donuts.
Should I be fortunate to live another 100 hundred years, shall I ever see such a magnificent sight?
Nay, mi amigo... nay.
certain areas - such as the
Goodhearted Guy area, the Caring
Individual area and the Fun at Parties
area. Ladies - step on up and bask in
the flirting. Men - keep your sister
far far away. I miss the hugs.
other girl is disgusting and yappy,
he's not afraid to sleep with her
anyways. Somehow it just works out for
him. Usually you can find him saying
sweet nothings into some girls
boobies. He never learned about ears I
guess. The best thing about him is
that he is the second funniest person
I know and always smiles and signs
autographs for his fans! I like me
some Jeremy. Meeeeooooooooowwww.
Wine-o, Hey-Stop-Chasing-That-
Waitress!: he goes by many names, but
the Wine is fine - come on in! He's
smart, impish, terribly funny, and
game for anything. One of the most
gentle people I know.
sincere...he really wants to meet
naked women...don't let the superman
jammies fool you.
my short, bald and crazy American
counterpart? Obsession for
nipples.....constantly in and out of
love with many ladies....part of the
three people circle who know what "Fat
Garage" stands for...shares my passion
for nudity, Norway and alcool. A great
person he is!!
it will spit flames, shoot laser-beams
from its eyes and shit gold.
Oh yeah, it will also rule the world.
If I had to sum up Jeremy in one word.
It would be "WD-40". If I had to sum
up Jeremy in two words it would be "WD
40" (no hypen). If I had to sum up
Jeremy in three words, it would
be "Eat, Drink, andbemarry". If I had
to sum up Jeremy in a thousand word
essay, it would be hard to do becuase I
might be afraid to leave something out.
He also happens to be a bright seksy
playwright living in NY. xoxo