-
Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends
-
Member Since:
Mar 2003
-
Hometown:
the east (coast), 10583
-
Company:
eating rocks, inc.
-
Evan's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/38383
-
Other education:
some old, but more new
-
Occupation:
Pro Gamer
-
Affiliations:
mothers against drunk driving and the wu tang clan
-
What I enjoy doing:
tightness, illness, defness, realness, hypeness, hotness, freshness, the bomb, the shit, the shizzle, the sheezy, the jump-off, the uhhhh nana na naaaaa, my killa tape, my new juicer, your moms, your moms' killa tape, your moms' new juicer.
-
Favorite Books:
the BFG, heart of darkness, eboy hello, tDR vs. IDEA, neuromancer, invisible man, something under the bed is drooling, the wire, edge.
-
Favorite Movies:
mostly shizer, but also: princess mononoke, blade runner, shaolin soccer, spies like us, miller's crossing, south park movie, eddie murphy: raw, goodfellas, rushmore, bananas, la haine, le matrix, touch of evil, trainspotting, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, chris cunningham. and yo i just watched school of rock, it was funny like sunday mornings (with a tank of nitrous).
-
Favorite Music:
aphex, missy, shadow, fiddy, pixies, portishead, prefuse, autechre, beneath autumn sky, tenacious d, lali puna, funkstorung, mr. manuva, squarepusher, andrea parker, mobb deep, plaid, del, de la, nasir jones, ratm, the wu, pbo, the police.
-
Favorite TV Shows:
ali g, the office, video inputs 1 and 2
-
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
-
About Me:
things i like: whole foods/7-11, healthy living/getting stoopid, old wine/old english, intense conversations/spacing the fuck out, animal rights/nikes, human rights/nikes, new yorker frankness/japanese politeness, vegetarianism/meatatarianism, straight edge clarity/drug-induced haze, coffee/blunts, plants/computers, peace/guns, beginnings/endings. also, consistency. i spend most of my time making music, writing about videogames, spinning records, looking at art, making my brain itch trying to figure out how to put them all together, wondering why i'm wasting my time on such selfish endeavors and not saving crippled babies from burning buildings or giving homeless people piggy-back rides or something, hating on people who act like they're hot shit, practicing my patented elbow-drop from the top rope, and shaving. ultimately i'd like to rock so hard the earth shakes every time i inhale, whatever that means.
-
Who I Want to Meet:
shawdees, curmudgeons, and janet reno (but only from behind -- wink wink, nudge nudge)
|
 |
How you're connected:
| You |
 |
Evan is in your extended network |
|
Evan |
Featured Sponsor
See results for Evan Shamoon
|
but evan's actually a real sweetheart.
one of my favorite guys in sf to shoot
the shit with. sorry, is this
testimonial totally uncool cause it's
not all funny and obnoxious? the next
one will be clever, i promise. oh yeah,
and ladies, just call him "evs."
to his drunk drunkeness. But he did walk
around naked so it's okay. All hail the
naked drunk.
weren't drunk and i wasn't really either
and we didn't really play cos we weren't
in the same state... but still drunken
monopoly was fun.
and wanted to sit down only to find a
giant sock draped over his desk chair. I
was about to move it when he said to
me "I wouldn't touch that if I were you."
Usually dirty socks travel in pairs, but
this one was all alone.... Kinda makes
you wonder about Evan...
driving around L.A. not knowing where
your going, or walking around tokyo
looking at shit. everything is pretty
mellow with this guy that it puts him on
my top 5 buddies to take with you
traveling list.
Shamoon voted for George Bush in every election
since his gubernatorial run in Texas.
Shamoon is a huge Def Leppard fan.
Shamoon only dates chicks with red hair.
Shamoon is afraid of bees, Pine-Sol and
Communists.
knife--but not on a tomato! Evan, so
worldly and cosmopolitan, taught me
that. He taught me lots of other
things, too, like how to read. And eat
with my feet.
that i see evan rollin' in his ride on
the streets of SF. then i can be
like, "YO, WHADDUP SHAMOOOOOOOOON?!?"
and hopefully evan will just smirk, do
that head nod thing, turn up the jammy
and keep on rollin'. and i can be
like, "WORD. so fresh and so clean,
clean."