Sam

UAB (Universtiy of Alabama at Birmingham)

No-Goodnick

Sons of Lee Marvin, NAMBLA, Red Hat Society, Legion of Substitute Heroes, Fairuza Balk Stalker Association, Gulf War Reenactors

Fudge, shooting speedballs, the farmer's daughter, gymkata, crying while masturbating

Killing Yourself To Live, The Crimson Gash Vs. Hitler, American Heretics, Angry Youth Comics, Grrl Scouts, Inside Out (Nick Mason/Pink Floyd), Game On, Never Trust A Calm Dog, Rocklopedia Fakebandica, Sound of the Beast: The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal, The Filth, Crisis On Multiple Earths (vol 1-3), Brat Pack, Marvel: The Lost Generation, The Authority, Seaguy, Doofus, Eightball, Optic Nerve, Acme Novelty Library, The Real Frank Zappa Book (FZ), Fargo Rock City, Kiss and Make-Up (Gene Simmons), The Dirt (Motley Crue), This Band Could Be Your Life, Mr. S (Frank Sinatra), We Got the Neutron Bomb (LA Punk), Please Kill Me (NYC Punk), High Fidelity, Moon (Keith Moon), Chalkhills and Children (XTC), This Wheel's On Fire (The Band), Bear vs. Shark, Star Trek Movie/TV Memories (Shatner), Top 10, Watchmen, ANY Chuck Palahnuik or Mark Leyner.

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, Little Big Man, The Warriors, 24 Hour Party People, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Coffee And Cigarettes, Ed Wood, Shadows, Russian Ark, The Impossibles, Dogville, Cool Hand Luke, Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Wings of Desire, Band of Outsiders, ANY Woody Allen, Coen Bros., Terry Gilliam, David Lynch or Jim Jarmusch (narrows it down?).

Dungen, Madilb, Om, The Dicks, Spade Cooley, Yesterday's New Quintet, Tubeway Army, Meat Puppets, Friends of Dean Martinez, Perry Como, Spokane, Xiu Xiu, Doves, Sam Prekop, Klemente Julienne, Os Mutantes, Pig Destroyer, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Screaming Blue Messiahs, Gorillaz, Ibrahim Ferrer, Escape Mechanism, Amon Tobin, Funkee Porcini, X, MF Doom, The Books, Nick Drake, High Llamas, PiL, Rye Coalition, Andrew Bird, Morphine, Yo La Tengo, Spokane, Acid Mothers Temples w/ Kinski, Moldy Peaches, Urge Overkill, Captured! By Robots, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, TRS-80, Sonic Youth, Tom Waits, RJD2, Microphones, XTC, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Hockey Night, Beck, Ex-Models, Charles Mingus, David Holmes, Talk Talk, Pink Floyd, MC 900 Ft. Jesus, Art of Noise, Butthole Surfers, Aphex Twin, Dead Kennedys, Apes, Frank Zappa, Vince Guaraldi, Three Suns

Grunches & Grins, Jot, Cowboy Beebop, Battle of the Planets, Starblazers, Danger Mouse, Starting Over (guilty pleasure), Simpsons, MST3K, Young Ones, Futurama, Twin Peaks, Gilligan's Island, Brady Bunch, Twisted Tales of Felix, Freaks and Geeks, Enterprise, Star Trek NG, etc.

Let's face it, this might be a little one-sided. God, I'm GREAT. Friendly, well-groomed and modest?? Hell, I INVENTED the word. I've got it all. Except *sniff* your friendship *whimper*. Please *whine* won't you *grovel* be my "friendster?" *collapse*

Anyone else who can appreciate good peanut brittle, the artwork of Keith Giffen, RC cola, the films of John Cassavetes and nodding off to Sonic Youth's "Silver Sessions." And, shucks, any woman who will put up with my constant inability to fucking grow up.