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      "I am a shitfaced romeo. for more, www.jonahray.com"

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      • Amy
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      • Blair
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      • Jonah Ray plays kickball like a golden
        god.
      • Susan
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      • I was putting some cat poo in a jar for
        the vet and I thought about Jonah Ray.
        That is not somekind of inside joke
        either, thats just true. I don't know
        much about him, only that he once slow
        danced with my brother and uses the
        same deoderent as I do. I think he is
        one of those "Whole Name" people who
        never just go by the first name and
        always the sir name too. Those people
        are special, those people are god's
        fucking people.
      • Cash
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      • Jonah is to entertainment what Tourrette's
        Syndrome is to entertainment.
      • Kevin
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      • Jonah better pray that the moppish coif of the
        "indie rock sissy" that he so proudly sports
        never goes out of style. Cause honestly, I
        don't think there are too many other looks he
        can pull off.
      • Lara
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      • I enjoy talking to Jonah for five
        minutes every four months.
      • Danielle
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      • you tore it up last night. i like that
        notes on the beer bit. i was laughen
        tears, but, do you realy need to know
        that? i mean, c'mon, you got 200 friends
      • Melstar
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      • When Jonah is around, it's always the
        most kick-ass, in your face rave you
        could ever ask for...spoons included!
        Jonah You Rock! Oh yeah, can I borrow
        some funny money?
      • Asia
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      • hey remember when you tried to race me
        and cocky bobby up vikingsholm the
        cheater's way? yeah jonah's a big fat
        cheater. hey remember when you came to
        reno and you drank too many long
        islands and puked? yeah jonah's a big
        fat pukehead. i used to think you were
        from canada.
      • Ali
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      • Jonah once brought me back to life with
        an altoid. As I came to on the sidewalk,
        I gazed into his gorgeous eyes and
        realized that I wanted to spend the rest
        of my life with him. Of course, I am
        comforted in the knowledge that the
        doctors only give me a couple of days.
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