Cristina never returns your emails, but
gosh she's an enjoyable and intelligent
person who really will get back to you
once she's done putting on her eyeshadow
or something....please...
it's true, nobody knows how to
simultaneously love and resent each
other more than cristina and i do.
we've been practicing for 8 years. but
i really do love her. if you want to
know any esotoric eastern european or
otherwise completely trivial trivia
she is the girl to talk to. i never
met anyone who has stored up more
useless knowledge than cris, it's all
good though cuz when she gets on
jeopardy it will be all over for alex
trebec. she will put his psuedo-
intellectual ass to shame and blow
away the competition. ha!
Cristina is Cristina and she is
Awesome! She makes me want to be
bi...biCOASTAL! One day I will visit
her and it will be cool. We will wear
lipglass together.
how come those other fools don't
recognize?! dang. how hard is it to
give props to your friends? i'll do
it twice, cristina's so f-ing great.
shame on y'all. almaden 4 life!
gosh she's an enjoyable and intelligent
person who really will get back to you
once she's done putting on her eyeshadow
or something....please...
simultaneously love and resent each
other more than cristina and i do.
we've been practicing for 8 years. but
i really do love her. if you want to
know any esotoric eastern european or
otherwise completely trivial trivia
she is the girl to talk to. i never
met anyone who has stored up more
useless knowledge than cris, it's all
good though cuz when she gets on
jeopardy it will be all over for alex
trebec. she will put his psuedo-
intellectual ass to shame and blow
away the competition. ha!
i think i'm burning jalapeno poppers
right now.
Awesome! She makes me want to be
bi...biCOASTAL! One day I will visit
her and it will be cool. We will wear
lipglass together.
recognize?! dang. how hard is it to
give props to your friends? i'll do
it twice, cristina's so f-ing great.
shame on y'all. almaden 4 life!
only by her ability to impersonate a
Jewish mother with remarkable
accuracy. Top drawer, Cristina, top
drawer...
extreme cool. Hopefully, when I own
enough Louis Vuitton, Cristina will
wish to emulate me. Ahh...to dream...