Friends, Activity Partners

Nov 2003

Columbia, MO

The Cosmodemonic Telegraph Company, the Secret Government, Peppykids Daycare Center, The Slobberin` Donkey Authentic Mexican Diner, NASA

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Harvard, Yale, Oxford and a bunch of other smart guy type places you never heard of, dummo

English Professor at Chiba Stewardess School

the Saboten Brothers, the Risk, the Omens, Team Federal, the Carters

honky tonkin`, hard rock music, bouts of drunken insanity, convenience stores, dirty women, karaoke, octopus flapjacks, givin` ya what ya deserve

Edward Abbey, Saul Bellow, Charles Bukowski, Peter Carey, Neal Cassady, R. Crumb, Louise Erdrich, John Fante, William Faulkner, F. Scott Fitzgerald, John Clellon Holmes, Langston Hughes, Robin Jenkins, Jack Kerouac, Carson McCullers, Henry Miller, George Orwell, Harvey Pekar, JD Salinger, David Sedaris, John Steinbeck, Hunter Thompson, Henry David Thoreau, Mark Twain, William Vollman, Kurt Vonnegut, Day of the Locust by Nathanael West, Flowers for Algernon, Nashville Babylon, Hellfire by Nick Tosches, the Life of Sitting Bull, Confederacy of Dunces, You Can't Win by Jack Black, Education of Little Tree, a bunch more.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left, the Hills Have Eyes, Phantasm, 28 Days Later, Halloween, Basket Case, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Scanners, XTro, They Live, the Thing, an American Werewolf in London, Motel Hell, Videodrome, Evil Dead series, Suspiria, the Lost Boys..... also: Bubba Ho-Tep, Fahrenheit 9/11, Repo Man, anything with Ernest or Rodney Dangerfield, Big Lebowski, Straight Time, Bottle Rocket, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, River's Edge, Scarface, Rushmore, Raising Arizona, the Holy Mountain, anything by Kurosawa, Koyannisqatsi, Baseketball, Escape from New York, Revenge of the Nerds, Coven, and probably a bunch of other stuff I can't think of right now.

Band, Monks, Zombies, Fugs, Gene Clark, Fugs, Byrds, Uncle Tupelo, Replacements, Boss, Boys, Gang Of Four, Flaming Groovies, Move, Firestarter, Supersnazz, Waylon Jennings, Reigning Sound, Dead Moon, Sonics, Elevators, Golden Dawn, Love, Kinks, Angry Samoans, Teengenerate, Saddles, Turbonegro, BOC, Small Faces, Alice Cooper, Oblivians, Bowie, Cynics, Dicks, Neil Young, Sabbath, Cheap Trick, Hank, Cash, Big Star, Black Flag, Outsiders, Vibrators, Chuck Berry, Guitar Wolf, Minutemen, AC/DC, Buck Owens, Lefty Frizzell, Gang of Four, Old Grandad, Sham 69, Keen Monkey Work, Bucketeers, Gasoline, Have-nots, Nylon, thee Michelle Gun Elephant, the Damned, Captain Beefheart, Mule, Dazzling Killmen, Pretty Things, Hot Snakes, Faust, Percy Sledge, Palace Brothers, Blondie, Ozzy, Riverboat Gamblers, Devo, the Cars, Sugar Shack, John Fahey, Zeni Geva, Gorch Fock, the Lost Sounds, Jet Boys, Can, Motorhead, Don Gibson, John Cage, Shellac, Acid Mother's Temple, the Who, Fucking Champs, Blue Cheer

Mr. Show, Strangers with Candy, the Ben Stiller Show, the Simpsons, public access television, KIing of the Hill, Cops, Reno 9-11, Futurama, the Beverly Hillbillies, WKRP in Cincinatti, Good Times, the Spanish channel, Reno 911, Addams Family, Get A Life, that call-in show with the creepy old lady who talks about sex, the Daily Show, Diva Detectives, Chinese soap operas, NHK, Alf, Diff'rent Strokes, Sanford and Son, Married With Children, Herman's Head, Full House, A Different World, Cosby Show, Night Court, Cheers, Bosom Buddies, Happy Days, Greatest American Hero, Growing Pains, Who's the Boss?, Head of the Class, Newhard, The Bob Newhart Show, MASH, One Day At A Time, Three's fuckin' Company, The Ropers, Laverne and Shirley, Eight Is Enough, Quantum Leap, Jeffersons, Mary Tyler Moore Show, Hee Haw, The Fall Guy, A-Team, fuckin' Columbo, Golden Girls, Family Ties, Fresh Prince of Bell Air.

Aquarius

Some say I'm a lycanthropic rogue with some special spells to throw. Others say I'm like a level 6 magic user who is also skilled in swordmanstery, or a barbarian from the steppes who is schooled in the rudiments of magic. Some might say I'm like a smothered chicken burrito packed with surprises once you cut into it. Others compare me to a plate of mixed up bacon, eggs and hash browns, all mixed together and slurped up with a spoon. I might be a mysterious fat man who chews mechanically on his roast beef sandwich, who you saw at a roadside counter stand, staring dreamily off into the plains. Then again, I might be scrawny rat-like man you see out in the cotton fields in some southern stinkhole stopping for a minute because he's just realized he stepped in horse manure. At times I'm a lonely gravedigger who plays a mournful Scandinavian folksong on an out of tune mandolin, the stink of death still on my sprightly fingers. At other times I'm a giant greasy and slightly smelly yet endearing man who plays you a bittersweet tune on an accordion while shouting "Dance you pig! You want to ruin me?? Dance dammit!" at sporadic intervals at a sad-eyed spider monkey. Some have mistaken me for the rejected hairlipped idiot offspring of a Russian count and his wet nurse. Others have said that I am like a cyborg sent from the future to make right a terrible injustice that has plunged Futureworld into darkness. All I know for sure is that I'm me, and the best me I can be.

Roger Miller, Harry Dean Stanton, Harvey Pekar, Arthur Lee