Just looking around

Nov 2003

Newtown, CT

http://profiles.friendster.com/3917361

Newtown High School, Attended 1994 - 1997, Class of 1997

University of Maryland, Newtown High School

University of Maryland - College Park, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Landscape Management

Landscape Architect

MENSA

In Diana Jones, Pulp Friction, Forrest Hump, Will He Bonk Ya in the Chocolate Factory, Harry Pooter and the Sores on Your Bone, Dirty and Hairy, Rear and Pleasant Danger, Poke a Hot Ass, Natural Born Thrillers, Tea Bagger Vance, Moulan Splooge, Hung Wankenstein, How Stella Got Her Tube Packed, Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off, Poonies, Humped Back at Notre Dame, Sleeping With Seattle, ET the Extra Testicle, I Know What You Did Up The Bummer, There's Something In And Out Of Mary, and Dr. Jackson's Guide to Empathising with Women's Feelings in the 21st Century.

The soundtracks of above listed movies.

That show on Lifetime where the girl has an eating disorder or drug addiction, hates her life and is unappreciated by both her boyfriend and family...oh wait, isn't that every show??

Aquarius

I can eat 30 sliders in an hour.

Anyone who actually thinks this profile is funny, for starters. Oh, and anyone who can get me a job as the head of the Playboy Mansion's estate maintenance. Why do you think I studied to be a Landscape Architect? To draw plans? Please...