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      • Wes
      • Posted
      • I disagree. I must say that Dave's
        farts smell great! - like roses.
        hmmmm.... like fresh red roses blooming
        in a serene pasture. If only we could
        capture the scent and make it a cologne
        called "the Essence of Dave."
      • Teddy
      • Posted
      • Yeah...Dave's farts are the second
        raunchiest farts I've ever smelled
        (unfortunately). I really believe that
        something died up his arce...like a
        gerbil or something.
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • Daves farts smell baaaaaaad... But that
        just makes him all the more luvable.

      • Teddy
      • Posted
      • This guy is crazy on the keyboard.
        You'll never see anyone move his
        fingers as quick as DK. He'll turn you
        into sheep like it ain't no thang but a
        g-strang on a chicken wang! His
        Mountain King will thunder bolt you
        into unconsciousness while his Archmage
        surrounds you with water elementals
        from hell! All this while his Paladin
        laughs at you, and healing his Mage and
        King just when you think they're about
        to die. Don't mess.
      • Teddy
      • Posted
      • Dave just picks his ass while waiting
        for his Warcraft 3 online-game to load
        up. Wanna challenge him? You'll lose.

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