ever seen monty python's 'meaning of life?' the guy who keeps throwing up is randy - seriously one fat bastard, a true fatty mcgee. i tried doing the razor's edge on him but it backfired and i broke my spine in six places. he and thomas then proceeded to put some seafood buffet out of business.
He loves computer games!! im wondering
why he doesnt wear glasses.. anyhow, he is
the sweetest, funniest and coolest guy to
hang out with. Moreover, he has a steep
japanese learning curve! hm... maybe i was
a good teacher.. hehe j/k He is the bomb!
Next time we will finish the KEG! no
prob!.. but seriously Randy.. you gotta
be able to catch up on the watermelon
eating.... and lets just keep our
secret about JOE throwing a football
like a girl.. to ourselves. hehe
Randy has the most uneven and elfish
ears you can find on a guy. A sniff of
beer or even rubbing alcohol can turn
him as red as a stop light. He stopped
traffic efficiently as we cross the
streets after we hit the Yard House
last time.
I've only known Randy for two years but
he's become one of my best friends.
What can I say about him? He's great! I
can just think of all the time's he's
tried to get me drunk, woke me up at
odd hours, and spread the word that I'm
an unabashed slut! But seriously,
girls, line up.. he's a lucky catch.
One of the meanest people you'll ever
meet....He'd talk about u and ur mama!
All fat people should be scared of
randy, for his wrath will be like the
mighty Mississippi!
Randy's the most awesome friend, for
my birthday he hired a gigalo to burst
into my room and give me hot and
steamy birthdy sex...but I think he
needs to get the refund cause I'm
still waiting.. and waiting.. and
waiting
Randy is off the wall, literaly, he
comes with the most random things and
is super sarcastic, living with them
has change me forever, don't know if
for good or for bad though, but all I
can say are that his slave and
hawaiian tropics stories are classic.
why he doesnt wear glasses.. anyhow, he is
the sweetest, funniest and coolest guy to
hang out with. Moreover, he has a steep
japanese learning curve! hm... maybe i was
a good teacher.. hehe j/k He is the bomb!
prob!.. but seriously Randy.. you gotta
be able to catch up on the watermelon
eating.... and lets just keep our
secret about JOE throwing a football
like a girl.. to ourselves. hehe
ears you can find on a guy. A sniff of
beer or even rubbing alcohol can turn
him as red as a stop light. He stopped
traffic efficiently as we cross the
streets after we hit the Yard House
last time.
he's become one of my best friends.
What can I say about him? He's great! I
can just think of all the time's he's
tried to get me drunk, woke me up at
odd hours, and spread the word that I'm
an unabashed slut! But seriously,
girls, line up.. he's a lucky catch.
have ever met. He is the only one who
can match my rapist wit, and he has
great taste in anime!
meet....He'd talk about u and ur mama!
All fat people should be scared of
randy, for his wrath will be like the
mighty Mississippi!
my birthday he hired a gigalo to burst
into my room and give me hot and
steamy birthdy sex...but I think he
needs to get the refund cause I'm
still waiting.. and waiting.. and
waiting
comes with the most random things and
is super sarcastic, living with them
has change me forever, don't know if
for good or for bad though, but all I
can say are that his slave and
hawaiian tropics stories are classic.