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'Fun in Florida' with Amazing Teal and the unamazing legal brief
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"I enjoy gourmet grocery stores and Neiman Marcus. You won't find me in Wicker Park except at the G Star store. Oh, the..."
More about Joe
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Schools (Other):
Woodbury Elementary, Loyola Law
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College/University:
University of Chicago, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
"Oh look it's the siamese twins!"
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Affiliations:
http://www.thinmintsforthebigwave.org (Assistant Director), The Shortbread KGB
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Hobbies and Interests:
Hanging out with Elizabeth "I am Opera" and Teal in New York (I just knew they would love each other), The Four Seasons, Marshall Fields, Glamour Boys, Enchiladas, Comedy from Fox News, News from Comedy Central, United Colors of Benetton, Irony, Sushi, Justin
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Favorite Books:
Babysitters Club, "My Mom Rocks" by Sean Preston Federline
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Favorite Movies:
The Birds, Clue, The Neverending Story, The House of Yes, The Cutting Edge, Working Girl, Jesus Christ, Superstar!, Angels in America, Tales of the City, Totally *&^ up, Big Bird in China, Doom generation, Little Voice, Edge of Seventeen, gay porn, ANYTHING lifetime: television for women, especially the movie where Delta Burke has the gambling problem
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Favorite Music:
George Michael, Kylie Minogue, Icelandic Pop, Theme from Dallas
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Favorite TV Shows:
Saturday afternoon trash on E!, The Real World: IBM Plaza, Who's that Gay?, "Margo" (the much-anticipated sequel), Thirtysomething, Queer as Porn, Mystery!, Daria, Dallas, Life As We Know It, Sisters, 9021- *&^ing 0, Wolf Blitzer's reassuring voice on CNN, Golden Girls and Designing Women reruns, C-Span with Justin, Popular, Models Inc., Frontline
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About Me:
I enjoy gourmet grocery stores and Neiman Marcus. You won't find me in Wicker Park except at the G Star store. Oh, the irony.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Read the profile. I'm in a relationship. Do I really need to meet/talk to/communicate with anyone else?????
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Bonnie misses her Jo-Jo. She misses
the way he gets Lo-Lo.
And lazy days in a Red Vine haze with
constant interrogation about vaginas.
Alas those days are long gone without
Tatu or Britney songs.
How I long for those times past, whilst I
think of Joe's fine ass.
coming. i've known joe since his virginal
days, when he used to eat plain noodles
and soy sauce and hibernate in the dark
blue cave next door. in fact, i'm gonna
take partial responsibility for his
blossoming into the sex kitten that he has
become: all y'all who thinks he's got
moooooves, he learned them ALL from
me as we used to get it on to classics
like "i'm a barbie girl" and "i think i'm in
love with you."
but joe's more than just a hot face and
bod. i miss him most for his ridiculous
observations on life and ability to exhibit
genuine, raw emotion. and i love that he's
a huge Twins fan.
also, I have had no one else in my life to
barge into my bedroom with the fairiest
sparkle fuzzy slippers of all and attempt to
force them upon my boyfriend as a gift. =(
i miss my lil' fay-go, come visit me in
pittsburgh!!
documents with than one Mr. Joseph M.
Griffith. I knew we'd be friends when
Joe entered Jenner happy hour clad
only in a purple gusset and singing the
Jenner'vised Sound of Music song "The
Hills are Alive with Parapatragedies." It
was truly moving. We were all in tears.
Even the bitter secretary who won prom
queen in 1985. A class act. An
amazing document organizer. And my
friend. The AMAZING Joseph Griffith.
in the English language to describe
how *relieved* and *happy* I am to
have Joe with me at J&B. He is the
King of "what if...???"s and good time
old-fashioned pig loving, the only
person I know who wants to *do* so
many attorneys at work. Plus, he likes
to eat like me. And gossip. And make
Debu jamba juice mixes with a
Frances-kick (*barf*). So yes, I don't
know what I would ever dooooooo
without Joe to help me survive through
all this pooooooo-Puh. *_*.
drab hall of jenner & block, llp. he has
introduced me to my most interesting
acquaintances (re: rude pig). if you
become his friend(ster) he may startle
you early morning with his biting wit and
his infectious laughter. he has coined
his own dance which even rivals the hit
dance craze "the sprain" (from
television fame). and he likes to
imagine people bursting in on his office
in tears. who would not want to know
more about this amazing person.