Thomas was kidnapped by the Salvation
Army in 1983 and brainwashed into
robbing several libraries. He regained
his memory several years later and
escaped, supporting himself as a truck
driver by day and cocktail waitress by
night. After a much publicized affair
with Jackie O, he went on to concoct
his world-renowned mojo sauce, which
makes him the envy of five star chefs
everywhere. All mojo sauce proceeds go
to charity.
Thomas Banacek is a freelance insurance
investigator whose uncanny knack for
solving the unsolvable has facilitated
his ascent from his rough and tumble
childhood in Scully Square, to his
current posh residence on Boston's
Beacon Hill.
one day he will pluck those strings. the kind
that make those twings. and many songs he'll
sings. those holes in your head will ring. and
his pockets will be stuffed with bling blings.
good way. And good in a good way. ^_^
... oh, oh i see.
Army in 1983 and brainwashed into
robbing several libraries. He regained
his memory several years later and
escaped, supporting himself as a truck
driver by day and cocktail waitress by
night. After a much publicized affair
with Jackie O, he went on to concoct
his world-renowned mojo sauce, which
makes him the envy of five star chefs
everywhere. All mojo sauce proceeds go
to charity.
investigator whose uncanny knack for
solving the unsolvable has facilitated
his ascent from his rough and tumble
childhood in Scully Square, to his
current posh residence on Boston's
Beacon Hill.
that make those twings. and many songs he'll
sings. those holes in your head will ring. and
his pockets will be stuffed with bling blings.
Not a ferret.
thomas is actually a modest
intellectual, not the conceited disco
daddy he appears to be.