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The pink post-it on the monitor says "stare straight at the f%$king monitor or you're dead"...
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"Im just a mild-mannered ex-roller skating champion looking
for that professional dog trainer of my dreams. Since the..."
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Schools (Other):
SFSU
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Occupation:
Software Engineer
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Affiliations:
LPGA, NASA - That list shouldn't have a comma... it was a very unique project.
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Hobbies and Interests:
I sold the bus... now I like surfing in front of my house - which is never. I enjoy counting things. I love to people watch - and horses! Counting horses?
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Favorite Books:
I can't read. When I try I love literature. My favorite bookish book is 'Absalom, Absalom!' by Faulkner. I can't wait to check it out!
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Favorite Movies:
My favorite movie is "Bio-Dome 4" - I produced it... actually I suggested it to someone... someone big. It's in the works - you'll thank me someday.
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Favorite Music:
Everything. In my car I have some Biber violin sonatas, a John Coltrane cd, and a bunch of Minutemen EPs. Not really into new country. I guess I'm not really into horses either.
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Favorite TV Shows:
I hate TV; I was enlightened and threw mine out years ago. I kept a small 8'' black and white and only use it to watch my top favorite 35 shows -- and maybe a dozen infomercials if I can't sleep. KILL YOUR COLOR TELEVISION!
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About Me:
Im just a mild-mannered ex-roller skating champion looking
for that professional dog trainer of my dreams. Since the
injury my hobbies have become math and computers; so Im
lonely. When Im not at work I enjoy hanging out with
fellow second-strikers at convenience stores; what a rush,
big game hunting, and monkey training with Lore (she may
have the degree, but natural talent will take you farther
in that game every time). Im into women that are
independent and funny; full of life and willing to part
with money. I have gained some weight since the Super Bowl
and require at least 15 hours of constant attention,
massage and (what I call) shovel-feeding. If youre the
type of person looking for that special guy to clean your
carpets; just leave me a message. Oh, I live in a van so
Ill need to crash at your place.
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Who I Want to Meet:
My ideal woman would be real - not made up. I'm thinking maybe... 7, 8 feet tall? - she'd have to have huge hands. Wow, maybe she should be shorter. Yeah - short... and regular hands again.
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shoot with him back in Hollywood, Ca.
We all liked the guy and thought he'd
fit right in. Imediatly he was throwin'
out the jokes and having us all
laughing our asses off. The sad thing
was, whenever the director
yelled "action", John could never
produce the wood. Sure he was hung and
all, but damb, the poor guy could
never "rise to the occasion" as we say
in the biz. I guess John went on to try
his hand at music. Last I heard he was
working on the score to Ass Tanglers 6.
Good luck John! I wish the best for ya.
basis--and I'm glad for that because I
get to use his deordorant, and wear his
T-shirts that he leaves behind. I'm
not sure what I'd do without that
stuff.
Ahhh, nothin' like bein' Skinny for a
day....smellin like him, lookin' like
him--I just wish I was as funny as him.
I really don't know how he can gush
with himself so much...I wish I could
be soo fortunate. Seriously though,
he's a real turn-on--I just can't get
enough of that sexy bare chest on my
couch!! and I'm not even gay(although
I do like to wear skirts occassionally).
He keeps promising to take my wife to
the beach--and I wish he would, so she
would stop gushin'. He told me he'd
take me out boarding too...but I know
he is just sooo popular, that I have to
wait my turn. Besides, he probably
knows that I won't let him inside me
afterwards (damnit! I'll probably never
go now).
But I guess he says he'll take lot of
chicks out to the waves (eh Sarah?).
Anyway the lucky ones will *really* get
a trip to Pac-O' and maybe even get to
hear him gush--or listen to one of his
mean riffs on one of his mean guit.s
Alas, he'll make you laugh--that's for
sure.
years. He's into "trading" and I'm not talking
about baseball cards. John is one hilarious
buttpirate! He likes to be called "mommy".
ain't into that weird sex stuff but
damn! I caught a glimpse during a
recent surf trip and I thought that he
had a leg of lamb in a knee-lock. Thank
god I'm a vegetarian!