Patrick Haney

"I am not a sausage, though I've been known to eat some in my day. I can run faster than any turtle, and have the ability..."

Messaging Off[Restricted to Patrick's friends]

Patrick's Photo Gallery

Occupation:
Web Developer
Hobbies and Interests:
Sports, turntablism, watching movies, board games, pixel art, snowboarding, graphic design, foosball, web design
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, IT, Lord of the Rings (all 3), The Hobbit, Pat the Birthday Bunny, Needful Things, Guide to Getting it On
Favorite Movies:
Happy Gilmore, Clue, The Game, Thomas Crowne Affair, The Matrix, Ronin
Favorite Music:
Sarah McLachlan, BT, Collective Soul, old school rap, that fifty cents guy, Dido, Hooverphonic, Norah Jones
Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, MacGuyver, SpongeBob Squarepants, Inside the NFL, The Sopranos, Dawson's Creek
About Me:
I am not a sausage, though I've been known to eat some in
my day. I can run faster than any turtle, and have the
ability to lift small packages from UPS. I can change into
a 12 year old boy with the simple use of a razor and a
swift kick to the groin.
Who I Want to Meet:
I would like to meet the president's daughters, Chevy
Chase, and the guy that runs around in the big sabretooth
tiger outfit at Buffalo hockey games. I would settle for
anyone interesting though.

Tom
Posted
Shape sorting, along with the other
challenging classes of an IT masters
student, have helped shape his life
for the better.

Kate
Posted
Pat really sucks at leaving
testimonials. He mainly points out
where they live and says something
that's pointless. Oh, and he lives in
the southwest corner of the 3rd floor.