Bobbie Slocum

Clayton College of Natural Health and The Bobbie School of Life, oh yeah...i guess i attended Redwood High at some point in my life.

a little of this, a little of that

EroticaGothic.com founder, Universal Life Church (that's right, I'm a minister), The Filthy Martini Girls Club, The Sitting on My Ass Organization, The Ladies with Lots of Cats Support Group, The Cotati/Rohnert Park Chapter of BandAids, MediCann (helping sick people smoke pot)

photography of goth chicks, study of wicca, reading, canoeing, writing, gardening, food, trying to rekindle my writing of poetry, small get rich quick schemes, my gothic porn sight, drinking martinis then drinking more martinis, music and meeting the band, i could sit here all day but i won't.

Rosie by Anne Lamott, Dracula by Bram Stoker, The Tao of Pooh and the Tao of Piglet by Benjamin Hoff. Mary Queen of Scots and the Isles by Margaret George

Harry Potter films, Nightmare Before Christmas, School of Rock, The Craft, and all those 80's movies made by that Hughes guy.

The Cure, The Cure Again, Pixies, Siouxie and the Creatures/Banshees, Ani DeFranco kicks some butt these days, The Grateful Dead, Madonna, Chili Peppers, Cake, etc...

Lost, CSI (the one in vegas), LOST, Beverly Hills 90210 reruns, That 70's Show

i am a classic beauty, i dye my hair, i have big plans but no money to execute any of them, i hate to excercise but really like the feeling when i do, i once lived elsewhere, i traveled elsewhere, i drank a lot and smoked a lot, i experienced loss, i love my husband, i love my three cats, i have had poetry published, i don't write anymore, i compared myself to debbie downer (SNL) lastnight to an old friend, her house was haunted, i was scared, i study alternative medicine, i take pics of naked goths chicks and put them on the internet, i hate authority, i love to get away with things, i love to sing loud in my car, i cry during movies and tv shows, i hate the news, i would be in Indonesia if i could, i think i maybe clinically insane, i think i maybe the most normal of anyone i know, who really reads these things?

I would love to have met Princess Di, I will meet Robert Smith, I wish i could meet Bush in a dark alley alone.