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      Alyssa
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      • Russ
      • Posted
      • Surprise Testimonial! Happy June! Go
        June Go! I'm anxiously awaiting my
        Season Two DVD of "I Love Lucy".. so
        let's watch when it comes! I hope you
        love Lucy........ as I am fully angered
        by her appeal.

        Sincerely,
        Doctor BF.
      • Russ
      • Posted
      • Hon,

        I just logged onto Friendster.com and
        was immediately alerted to your profile;
        your Friendster.com Joint Horoscope
        indicates that you are about to have a
        *Bad Day!* [Reg.]

        Oh, no! I hope things go all right. I
        know you've already had trouble finding
        an address, and that was before 9am!
        It's all I can pray for that you
        shouldn't have any more trouble on this
        Friendster.com/Joint Horoscope Bad Day
        [tm]. If I follow the Joint Horoscope
        directions, I can use it as a great way
        to "stay connected" with you! And then,
        I can tell you (per instructions) what a
        great way this is to "stay connected"
        with you! Via this system of
        connections, I may empathically leech
        your bad day, which I shall deposit in
        the Friendster Dumpster. And we are
        thus connected!

        I love Friendster.com's Joint Horoscope!
        Technology meets Absurdity! Use it,
        and we can stay connected.

        With fear and love,
        Turtle.
      • Epic
      • Posted
      • <3 Alyssa is a sweetiepie-cutiepatootie
        and she has a digital camera. It really
        doesn't get any better than that <3
      • Allison
      • Posted
      • you need to catch up, my love. we BOTH
        had guns and roses as the soundtrack
        to our high school years. it's only so
        often that you encounter another
        individual with the same fondness for
        GNR.
        fuck you, stone temple pilots! don't
        pawn your lead singer on us!
      • AnnCampbell
      • Posted
      • I once gave up getting laid to watch a
        movie with Alyssa. I could say its
        because thats how much fun it is to
        hang out with her but really I just
        want to blame her for not getting boned
        that night.
      • Allison
      • Posted
      • i think i've known alyssa for 34587934
        years. we used to hang out in cardboard
        boxes in the summertime and eat macaroni
        and cheese made with a whole stick of
        butter. we also inhabited her shed a
        couple nights, mostly to make it easier
        to sneak out late at night. i've thrown
        up a bunch of times at alyssa's house
        and she never gets mad. mostly we like
        to sit around a lot and drink and smoke
        and make fun of people. we drive cars
        sometimes. we could talk or not talk for
        hours and still find stuff to not talk
        about.
      • Hannah
      • Posted
      • Alyssa may only be my cousin-in-law but
        to me she's my cousin. I got so lucky
        on the family I married into! I'm glad
        to know that not only is she my friend
        but she'll be part of my family
        forever. You're the best Alyssa!
      • Pam
      • Posted
      • Alyssa rules even if she eats the wrong
        kind of garbage plate. She likes to
        drink beer and play trivial pursuit,
        two of my favorite activites. And I am
        forever in her debt because she once
        fixed my VCR when no one else could
        figure it out because she is very
        smart. Plus I let her sleep in my bed,
        so she must be pretty damn awesome.
      • Chump
      • Posted
      • Alyssa's family crest is a picture of
        four electric eels gang-raping Benjamin
        Franklin. Shocking.

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