Surprise Testimonial! Happy June! Go
June Go! I'm anxiously awaiting my
Season Two DVD of "I Love Lucy".. so
let's watch when it comes! I hope you
love Lucy........ as I am fully angered
by her appeal.
I just logged onto Friendster.com and
was immediately alerted to your profile;
your Friendster.com Joint Horoscope
indicates that you are about to have a
*Bad Day!* [Reg.]
Oh, no! I hope things go all right. I
know you've already had trouble finding
an address, and that was before 9am!
It's all I can pray for that you
shouldn't have any more trouble on this
Friendster.com/Joint Horoscope Bad Day
[tm]. If I follow the Joint Horoscope
directions, I can use it as a great way
to "stay connected" with you! And then,
I can tell you (per instructions) what a
great way this is to "stay connected"
with you! Via this system of
connections, I may empathically leech
your bad day, which I shall deposit in
the Friendster Dumpster. And we are
thus connected!
I love Friendster.com's Joint Horoscope!
Technology meets Absurdity! Use it,
and we can stay connected.
you need to catch up, my love. we BOTH
had guns and roses as the soundtrack
to our high school years. it's only so
often that you encounter another
individual with the same fondness for
GNR.
fuck you, stone temple pilots! don't
pawn your lead singer on us!
I once gave up getting laid to watch a
movie with Alyssa. I could say its
because thats how much fun it is to
hang out with her but really I just
want to blame her for not getting boned
that night.
i think i've known alyssa for 34587934
years. we used to hang out in cardboard
boxes in the summertime and eat macaroni
and cheese made with a whole stick of
butter. we also inhabited her shed a
couple nights, mostly to make it easier
to sneak out late at night. i've thrown
up a bunch of times at alyssa's house
and she never gets mad. mostly we like
to sit around a lot and drink and smoke
and make fun of people. we drive cars
sometimes. we could talk or not talk for
hours and still find stuff to not talk
about.
Alyssa may only be my cousin-in-law but
to me she's my cousin. I got so lucky
on the family I married into! I'm glad
to know that not only is she my friend
but she'll be part of my family
forever. You're the best Alyssa!
Alyssa rules even if she eats the wrong
kind of garbage plate. She likes to
drink beer and play trivial pursuit,
two of my favorite activites. And I am
forever in her debt because she once
fixed my VCR when no one else could
figure it out because she is very
smart. Plus I let her sleep in my bed,
so she must be pretty damn awesome.
June Go! I'm anxiously awaiting my
Season Two DVD of "I Love Lucy".. so
let's watch when it comes! I hope you
love Lucy........ as I am fully angered
by her appeal.
Sincerely,
Doctor BF.
I just logged onto Friendster.com and
was immediately alerted to your profile;
your Friendster.com Joint Horoscope
indicates that you are about to have a
*Bad Day!* [Reg.]
Oh, no! I hope things go all right. I
know you've already had trouble finding
an address, and that was before 9am!
It's all I can pray for that you
shouldn't have any more trouble on this
Friendster.com/Joint Horoscope Bad Day
[tm]. If I follow the Joint Horoscope
directions, I can use it as a great way
to "stay connected" with you! And then,
I can tell you (per instructions) what a
great way this is to "stay connected"
with you! Via this system of
connections, I may empathically leech
your bad day, which I shall deposit in
the Friendster Dumpster. And we are
thus connected!
I love Friendster.com's Joint Horoscope!
Technology meets Absurdity! Use it,
and we can stay connected.
With fear and love,
Turtle.
and she has a digital camera. It really
doesn't get any better than that <3
had guns and roses as the soundtrack
to our high school years. it's only so
often that you encounter another
individual with the same fondness for
GNR.
fuck you, stone temple pilots! don't
pawn your lead singer on us!
movie with Alyssa. I could say its
because thats how much fun it is to
hang out with her but really I just
want to blame her for not getting boned
that night.
years. we used to hang out in cardboard
boxes in the summertime and eat macaroni
and cheese made with a whole stick of
butter. we also inhabited her shed a
couple nights, mostly to make it easier
to sneak out late at night. i've thrown
up a bunch of times at alyssa's house
and she never gets mad. mostly we like
to sit around a lot and drink and smoke
and make fun of people. we drive cars
sometimes. we could talk or not talk for
hours and still find stuff to not talk
about.
to me she's my cousin. I got so lucky
on the family I married into! I'm glad
to know that not only is she my friend
but she'll be part of my family
forever. You're the best Alyssa!
kind of garbage plate. She likes to
drink beer and play trivial pursuit,
two of my favorite activites. And I am
forever in her debt because she once
fixed my VCR when no one else could
figure it out because she is very
smart. Plus I let her sleep in my bed,
so she must be pretty damn awesome.
four electric eels gang-raping Benjamin
Franklin. Shocking.