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College/University:
Ohio State University - Columbus, Attended 2002 - Present, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, english (i once fancied myself a writer)
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Occupation:
igneopath
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Hobbies and Interests:
heartbreak, subtlety, red wine
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Favorite Books:
i've just fallen in love with my second hemingway novel - does this make me a bad feminist? the master butcher's singing club, one hundred years of solitude, the sun also rises, the unbearable lightness of being, breakfast at tiffany's, coetzee's disgrace, richard brautigan, henry miller, chuck palahniuk, jack micheline, leonard cohen, ferlenghetti, nabokov, tom robbins, da levy's buddhist 3rd class junkmail oracle, everything is illuminated, girl w/ curious hair, tidbits of roth and rushdie, geek love, john irving...
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Favorite Movies:
the life aquatic, i hearted huckabees, garden state, tati's "playtime, " fassbinder's "die ehe der maria braun, " "chinesisches roulette, " "satansbraten, " angst vor der angst" and "mutter kusters fahrt zum himmel, " eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, demy's "lola, " hero, evil dead (1&2) and mid-evil dead, Y tu mama tembien, une femme est une femme (and most other godard films), delicatessin (and most other jeunet films), battle royal, reservior dogs, lost in translation, the indiana jones trilogy in its entirety, requiem for a dream, wizards, high fidelity, yojimbo
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Favorite Music:
the new letigre, my collection of simon&garfunkel vinyl, i just found my old bosshog tape from high school (rawk) woelv, the walkmen, iron & wine, magnetic fields, M. Ward, velvet underground, lucinda williams, nuetral milk hotel, sonic youth, the silver jews, salthorse, wire, the black swans, the microphones, leonard cohen, P, sebadoh, sentridoh, gillian welch, mishka shubaly, pavement, devendra banhart, lemonheads, or any music so good it makes me want to hump a couch.
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Favorite TV Shows:
so even though i've always attempted to assert some sort of moral superiority due to the fact that i've never owned a TV, much less watched one, i must confess that since i've spent the last month or so nearly bed-ridden due to different sicknesses and was given a TV so that i might watch movies in my unproductive state and consequently discovered that i do in fact get FREE CABLE i am now a west wing addict and i love... repeat i LOVE crime dramas...
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About Me:
good kisser.
bad liar.
terrible driver.
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Who I Want to Meet:
my new band. (i know you're out there)
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Courtney heart your Kelvinator.
of HOT SAUCE
from my cold dead motherfuckin'
hands!!!!!!!
blush. how many moist star shows have i
been to? too many. i'd wouldn't trade
up those beautiful harmonies for any
toasters or toaster ovens.
right to put "Full-time rock star" in
her profile. Sidenote: Her balls are
bigger than yours.
sightings of each other around town but
for some reason the most memorable seem
to occur at Larry's...that den of sin.
If I saw it after day
It would probly say
Boy you're gonna pay
I would try to run away
But it would make me stay
And it would have mayonnai(se)
And I'd have to
Stick it with my knife
Beat it like a wife
Try to end my strife
Take its goddamned life
And it would be
Really hard to do
Because it's not like you
It doesn't have a bone
It can't pick up a phone
And so in the end I'd
Just pretend its dead
to the top if you want to folk-n-roll."
and who else but the fantabulous miss
rock-with-your-cock-out courtney is
gonna go there with me? no really, you
wait...the world will bow and shiver in
awe and adoration before us...and we
will say, "be excellent to each
other"...and rippin' guitar solos will
spout from our very fingertips. OH
WAIT, isn't this a movie or something?
most non-triumphant, dude...
she became a rock star. Imagine David
Lee Roth only female and, like, not
fucking lame.