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THINGMAL (no animals were harmed in the photoshopping of this picture)
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"Reformed underachiever. I have managed to maximize the time that my procrastinating nature leaves me to actually accomplish..."
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Schools (Other):
Temple Law, Hampshire College, Cheltenham HS
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College/University:
Hampshire College, Bachelor's Degree, Kind of Theatre
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Occupation:
Law student and firm summer camper
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Hobbies and Interests:
Poker, TV, Psychology, Aikido, Acoustic interpretations of pop music
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Favorite Books:
Al Franken, David Sedaris, Crime & Punishment, The Giving Tree, Youth in Revolt, The Davinci Code, V.C. Andrews, Clan of the Cave Bear, Ender's Game
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Favorite Movies:
D.E.B.S., Pootie Tang, Amistad, Bowling For Columbine, Whale Rider, Superstar (um, Molly Shannon, not Jesus Christ), and Deviant Vixens II
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Favorite Music:
JILL SCOTT (live) !!! The Spooks, Nina Simone, Simon & Garfunkel, Morcheeba, Bjork, Aimee Mann, Sam Cooke
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Favorite TV Shows:
WEEDS, House, Grey's Anatomy, Monk, Alias, 24, Ab Fab, Golden Girls, Touched By an Angel (can't explain this), Father Ted, ANY LIFETIME TELEVISION FOR WOMEN MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
Reformed underachiever. I have managed to maximize the time that my procrastinating nature leaves me to actually accomplish work that needs to get done. Everything else is still under development, and suddenly much less developed than it has been in 7 years.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Liz Phair & Shakira (if only), Stockard Channing, O-Sensei, Johnny Depp, Carol Smiley, Thurgood Marshall (oh, for a Marshall on the Court, my left breast for a Marshall on the Court), my long lost rich relatives, and Tony Perkins so I can shove a giant dildo up his ass and watch with glee as he agonizes over the fact that he really, really likes it.
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sometimes I would imagine that she was
looking at me from across the field in front of
the library; but then she would wave at
someone else, and I'd see that smile and just
hope that someday she would be smiling at
me. I guess I am just here to let you know
that Miriam is an angel sent down from
heaven to make the world a more beautiful
place. It's okay that I never got up the nerve to
talk to her; or to let her know about my
journals (there are lots of them); because I
recognize now that there are gods in the world
and then there are mere mortals. And I guess
the two were never meant to mix.
Russian revolution, before my pathetic
knowledge of history evinces itself ---- there
was Mir! What a woman! O, how I miss her
scintillating wit and evervescent charm!
girl all the time rockstar. I would
toos out all my old Madonna tapes and
step over the steaming corpse of Gwen
Stephani to listen to Miriam. One time
we went swimming and got caught by
Jhonny Law. One time we danced on a
piano. I'm glad theres a Miriam.
bit unlucky) in high school. That's
why I wrote her so many excuse notes.
Now there's no stopping my superstar
sister. Mir loves unconditionally,
makes everyone laugh always even if
her car just got towed, does the
greatest immitation of 4 ft. 5in.
Grandma Doris, debates like a pro,
cooks some mean fried matzah with
bacon, is the person you ALWAYS want
at the table, and on top of all this,
she's gorgeous. She's almost perfect.
me pee in my pants without exerting what
would seem like an ounce of energy. Oh, and
ask her to sing you a song...it'll make you
happy.
She's a class act, an intellectual
powerhouse who awes everyone with her
dry wit, tremendous sense of style,
and her novelty rolling backpack
(shades of O'Hare Airport, really).
Mir is smart and sexy. We all love
her. All hail Mir, Queen of Section
One and Goddess of Deep Fried Foods.
I am NOT a slut. I am sexually
liberated. Anyway I heard that you were
GAY! haha
starting in 1982 when I met her, is
incredibly funny, and even funnier in
her retellings. In eighth grade
science, for the assignment of
inventing a new automobile technology,
Miriam turned in a gravity car. Said
its only flaw was that it only went
downhill. That's the sort of shit that
teachers don't find funny - Miriam got
an A. Fucking brilliant.
called "the wharton one-acts", miriam
uttered a sentence that pretty much
became the mantra of my career in
audience services:
"can't they all just...watch us hang
out?"