• Kitty Mortland

      "Bears eat beets."

      "I would like very much to be able to say I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a flour tortilla. But I can't. I'm..."

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      • Jefferson
      • Posted
      • A born scene stealer who can recognize
        good dialogue. Like "fucknut."
      • Tom
      • Posted
      • As I click on Kitty's page here, right
        at the top it says "Kitty is your
        friend". And I'm thinking "Damn
        straight she is!" Always there and
        always wonderful, Kitty has been a
        staple of my city life for years now.
        Our frequent abscenses from one another
        matter little every time we get
        together. Just like the website tells
        me, Kitty is my friend.
      • Frank
      • Posted
      • So I'm sitting in my chair, touching
        myself right, and then I get that
        feeling, you know that maybe someones
        behind me just standing there watching
        me, and sure enough I turn around and
        it's my friggin' cat just staring
        straight at me with that "cat
        look"...I hate that.
      • Jake
      • Posted
      • Kitty is a big geek. You just don't
        realize it because she's a big geek
        about all the things you wish you were
        good at so you're blinded by jealousy,
        while simultaneously feeling like when
        you were climbing the rope in gym class.
        I'm just sayin' is all.
      • Benswing
      • Posted
      • If anyone lives up to Kitty's name, she does.

        Plus, I fell for her the moment I laid eyes on
        her (shhhh... don't let her in on this little
        secret.)
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • Kitty's the kind of person that you
        always find out new things about. "Oh
        yeah I was recording my newest CD
        recently" she'll remark nonchalantly,
        meanwhile you're again floored by how
        freakin' diversly talented she is. You
        didn't even know she sang (although you
        should have guessed!) much less played
        the guitar! I'll be talking to Kitty
        some day soon, and she'll be like "I
        found the cure for cancer today, it was
        really easy . . ." Kitty also tells it
        like it is (an unusual and valuable
        quality in a friend!) and is goofy in
        the best way. A dance with Kitty is like
        sorbet, hot peppers, and clowns.
        Refreshing, spicy, and fun!
      • Julie
      • Posted
      • Kitty does it all: singing, playing guitar,
        dancing, acting, improv comedy, and she
        makes you want to join in. We'll problably
        never know how so much creativity and
        charm got packed into one little red-headed
        bundle of energy. My advice is to just spend
        as much time as you can soaking it up.
      • Devon
      • Posted
      • Congratulations for reading down this
        far.
        Kitty is everything you could ask for
        in a friend, which is unfortunate
        because this creates a high demand for
        Kitty's friendly goodness. If you want
        to be her friend I hope you are
        patient because there is a fucking
        line around the block. I'm still just
        a probational member of "Kitty's
        friends" so I have to watch what I say
        and do in order to remain in her good
        graces. In closing, I highly recommend
        Kitty. Take a number.
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • Kitty Kitty Kitty...She's the only person
        in the world who makes me want to
        be MORE like Moby. Kitty rocks my
        world! She's cute, funny, smart. One
        rockin' chick!
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Whenever I see Pirate's Booty in the
        store, I think of Kitty.
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