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I was cut from high school football. I really just wanted the uniform
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"I'm just an average, run-of-the-mill guy for the most part. But my all-consuming fear of clowns with enormous feet and my..."
More about Jay
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More About Jay
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Schools (Other):
(Good ole Catholic School education, Note: this is when I lost my religion)Paramus Catholic, Bergen Catholic, St. Johns
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College/University:
George Mason University, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, Communications
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Occupation:
Aspiring Rock Star and Transformer In Training
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Affiliations:
http://www.active.com/donate/tntnca04/tntncaJVilar
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Hobbies and Interests:
Spending time with friends, Playing sports (Ultimate Frisbee, Distance Running, Cycling, Tennis), Traveling, Organizing, Party Crashing, Coming up with random background stories on complete strangers, board games and playing cards.
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Favorite Books:
The Color Purple, Ninety Three, The Fountainhead, Superfudge, A Walk in The Woods, Conversations w/ God, Di Vinci Code, Fast Food Nation, Perfume
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Favorite Movies:
40 Year-Old Virgin, Mr. Bean, Young Frankenstein, History of the World Part 1, Team America, Amilie, Life is Beautiful, The Color Purple, Litttle Giants, Shawshank Redemption, Dogma.
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Favorite Music:
Jazz; Peter Cincotti, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Natalie Cole, Nora Jones. Latin; Celia Cruz, Juanes, Thalia, Enrique Iglesias. Pop; Kylie Minogue, Britney Spears, Madonna. Musicals; Sound of Music, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Rent. R&B, Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, Toni Braxton
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Favorite TV Shows:
Comedy; Reno 911, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, Threes Company, I Love Lucy. Cartoons; The Simpsons, Justice League, Spiderman. Drama; Alias, Lost, Six Feet Under
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
I'm just an average, run-of-the-mill guy for the most part. But my all-consuming fear of clowns with enormous feet and my so-called "obsession" with controlling the minds of others has definitely helped me craft my own sense of identity over the years. I'm also somewhat prone to occasional spates of bed-wetting, but the new generation of adult diapers are amazing! In my free time I enjoy doing the same things most guys like to do, but I also take on some non-traditional pursuits to help fill my time. Recently, I've discovered how much fun needlepoint can be. I especially like to stitch the scene of a house cat sitting next to a wood stove, with a milk bowl that's half-full and just off to the left, near a coat rack, with a Fedora leaning slightly off the top hook. But I digress. I also enjoy pole vaulting, volunteering as a number caller on seniors strip bingo night, dancing the Cornish 6-Hand Reel, and sitting down with a filthy French romance novel from time to time, but who doesn't? Other favorites are raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. But that's neither here nor there. I'm on this site looking for a nice guy who will accept me as I am. I'm really tired of talking to the guys I typically meet at bars. They never have anything nice to say. Sometimes it's, "your Luke Skywalker outfit is hugging a bit too tightly in the thighs, don't you think?" or "honey, can't you at least try to sound a little bit like a man?" But I refuse to let those insensitive comments ruin my body image or make me feel bad about my beautiful mid-range soprano. Look, I don't like to flaunt it, but the bottom line is that I have many well-fed goats and camels to offer to the father of the right guy. Stop being so selfish and think of your family's place in society, not just your own happiness. OK, enough for now, but if you think you could fall for an average joe like me and you can handle a little diaper rash, let's get in touch! :)
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Who I Want to Meet:
What I typically look for in a guy is that je ne sais quois that makes me want to hold him forever. Literally, I'd like to make it into the Guiness Book of World Records. If you lack the fortitude to obtain this record, please stop reading here. If you're still reading, please also be sweet, fun, bright, pretty, and willing to follow my commands at all times. It's also a plus if you like to travel, go to the theater and movies, break dance, wear deoderant, and are legally recognized as a male. In addition, you must always let me win at arm wrestling or any other game where there is a clearly defined winner and loser. And finally, the deal breaker: You must concede that I am always right, 100% of the time, always. =)
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Testimonials and Comments for Jay
to check out what crazy shit goes on in
the 'House of Jay'. I now can testify to
the miracle that is 'JAY'. Boys if you
only knew what a naughty boy scout he
was, you would stand in line at the meat
market with a number like 897 for this.
Not only can he smooth his way into any
boys party, he is like an after-dinner
mint, he leaves you with a smile and a
great taste in your mouth. Has it all...
YES. But can you handle this jelly?
when our main introduction was
his 'sluts&whores' party - and our
primary association since has been
taking off our shirts each week for
free drinks. but his hot looks,
outgoing personality, and perfect smile
still never fail to get me. lots of
smooches to you, honey!
be true about Jay.
At first you'll note that he is a born
extrovert, with a knack for making
other people smile.
Go a little further and it becomes
apparent that like leather, he is
warm, brown and pleasurable to the
touch.
that I'd like to sink my teeth into.