Alby Cohen

Northcliff, Attended 1985 - 1988, Class of 1988
Upper School, Attended 1988 - 1992
Dwight-Englewood School, Attended 1992 - 1997, Class of 1997

New York University, Attended 2004 - 2006, Class of 2006, Master's Degree, Media Ecology
Goddard College, Attended 1997 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Jazz Performance/Media Studies

Media Research/Musician/Producer

Camp Robin Hood

Politics, Music, Baseball, Education

Tipping Point, Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them, Invisible Man, Reservation Blues, Amusing Ourselves to Death, People's History of the United States, Catch-22, Travels With Charly, Native Son, Manufacturing Consent

The Big Lebowski, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Good Will Hunting, Spinal Tap, Fletch, Catch me If You Can, The Godfather I and II, Mystic River

Phish, Beatles, Neil Young, Brothers Past, Nickel Creek, The Grateful Dead, The New Pornographers, Built to Spill, Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, Pavement, Stephen Malkmus, Grandaddy, Radiohead, Flaming Lips, Wilco, Zeppelin, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Roni Size, Chemical Brothers, Weezer, Silver Jews, Beck, Ben Folds, The Doves, Kings Of Leon, WEEN, The Thermals, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service

Simpsons, Adult Swim (ATHF, Sealab 2021), Family Guy, Sopranos, Entorage, Rescue Me, ER, The Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, Scrubs

Libra

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike drumming, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration team. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who has seized a small bakery. The laws of physics don't apply to me.

Cool dudes and Hot chicks. wait reverse that order.
If you are a musician check out my studio:

http://www,roughmagicstudios.com

Maybe, listen to some of my music: http://www.myspace.com/albycohen

http://www.myspace.com/damnbrandy

http://www.myspace.com/ozenphant

http://www.myspace.com/roughmagicproductions