katherine is a wizard with mind-control, and
can convince you to do just about anything for
her. somehow, when watching tv with
katherine, you'll find yourself running errands
all over her house for her...and she never has
to move her legs off the ottoman for a second.
how does she do that? i'm gonna miss that
bossy jerk when she moves away...
first time i met katherine she had a
green izod shirt on, which made me
think she was super cool. i thought
she was married to jeremy, but she
wasn't. and then about 4 hours of
solid drinking later, she slept in a
chair while we played stone roses
really loud, and i think she had a
beer in her hand which i found to be
extraordinary, but would later learn
it was just commonplace for this
coolest of the cool girl.
Once upon a time KTK and I had a
tearful friendship moment while
sitting cross legged atop a table. It
was like 16 candles. We even had
the Thompson twins playing in the
background. Except there was no
birthday cake and I am not a hot
beefy hunk o burnin' testosterone
named Jake. There were other
moments, some of which involve hot
wax...but I leave the details up to you.
Katherine is a champion. I could
write book of the funny stuff we've
done. I miss this girl. I do I do.
the pool action with her any day.
the sun goes down she gets all sassy and
assy.
Katherine's Jeep. She still hasn't told her
parents it was my fault.
can convince you to do just about anything for
her. somehow, when watching tv with
katherine, you'll find yourself running errands
all over her house for her...and she never has
to move her legs off the ottoman for a second.
how does she do that? i'm gonna miss that
bossy jerk when she moves away...
met her. Since then, I've been looking
to her for comforting lies.
green izod shirt on, which made me
think she was super cool. i thought
she was married to jeremy, but she
wasn't. and then about 4 hours of
solid drinking later, she slept in a
chair while we played stone roses
really loud, and i think she had a
beer in her hand which i found to be
extraordinary, but would later learn
it was just commonplace for this
coolest of the cool girl.
tearful friendship moment while
sitting cross legged atop a table. It
was like 16 candles. We even had
the Thompson twins playing in the
background. Except there was no
birthday cake and I am not a hot
beefy hunk o burnin' testosterone
named Jake. There were other
moments, some of which involve hot
wax...but I leave the details up to you.
Katherine is a champion. I could
write book of the funny stuff we've
done. I miss this girl. I do I do.
years, have never attended church
together. But I can imagine exactly
what it'd be like.
are down, always looking for a good
time.
consultant.