Friends, Activity Partners

Jan 2003

Worcester Park, Surrey

http://profiles.friendster.com/4035

Research Student

Rugby, Music, Food, Travel

Godfather, Lord of the Rings, Tom Clancy books and any true life adventure/travel stories

Too many to mention, very wide depends on the mood

Very varied, Dave Matthews Band and Norah Jones are big on the lists at the moment

ER, Ed, Scrubs

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and
crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations
on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area
of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban
refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time
efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in
a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing,
I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging
speed, and I cook Fifteen-Minute Pasta in ten minutes. I
am an expert at yoga, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in
Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-
handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from
a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I
was headhunted by NASA, and I am the subject of numerous
documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension
bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances
free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a
ruthless bookie. Critics world-wide swoon over my original
line of corduroy evening wears. I don't perspire. I am a
private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I
toured Mexico with a travelling centrifugal-force
demonstration. I have a 4 handicap. My deft floral
arrangements have earned me fame in international botany
circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with
deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and
David Copperfield in one day and still had time to
refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the
exact location of every item in the supermarket. I have
performed several covert operations for MI6. I sleep once
a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on
vacation in India, I successfully negotiated with a group
of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of
physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are
all paid. At weekends, to let off steam, I participate in
full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning
of life but forgot to write it down. I have made
extraordinary four course meals using only a Breville
toaster and a microwave. I breed prize-winning clams. I
have won bullfights in Seville, cliff-diving competitions
in Sri Lanka, and spelling competitions at the Kremlin. I
have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery,
and I have spoken with Elvis.

I am Daniel Webber

Apart from that, I'm 5'8, dark hair, brown eyes, easy to
get on with and always an optimist, graduated in June
2002, perparing to buy a house whilst trying to hold down
a PhD at Kings College, London