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"What can you say about yourself without sounding either
conceited or the exact opposite. I like sports a lot, and
I..."
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Occupation:
Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
Everything, with specialties in sports, movies, and video games.
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Favorite Books:
Haven't read a book I didn't like outside of school, so this is a tough question. For now, we'll stick with Ender's Game, The Harry Potter Books, and Crime and Punishment just so I sound smart.
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Favorite Movies:
Movies in general pretty much rock. Gotta throw in the Matrix, anything by Wes Anderson, anything with Edward Norton, with a special place for Fight Club, and currently, Boondocks Saints.
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Favorite Music:
Catch me in the right mood and I'll listen to almost anything, except country. And even with that, there are exceptions.
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Favorite TV Shows:
TV is out since I got to college, although you can normally find me watching ESPN or some other sports related thing. Favorite show ever, hands down, Saved by the Bell. I learned all about life from that show (which is probably why I'm so messed up).
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About Me:
What can you say about yourself without sounding either
conceited or the exact opposite. I like sports a lot, and
I fancy myself halfway decent at most of them. Same can be
said for video games. I'm loud, potentially obnoxious, and
I tell 1000 jokes an hour, about half of which may or may
not be funny. That's about it, I'm not too complicated
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Who I Want to Meet:
The second gunmen on the grassy knoll, because I believe
that one person holds the key to all the knowledge that
will prove every conspiracy theory in existence (including
the Matrix.)
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can tell him apart from my other CHRIS
friendsters!!
mean "neither warm nor very cold;
moderately cold" but rather "(slang)
excellent, first rate." By dude I don't
mean "(informal) an Easterner or city
person who vacations on a ranch in the
West" but rather "(slang) a man, a
fellow." Now that that confusion is out
of the way, I have to say that Chris
rocks simply because he can bowl a
strike through his legs, backwards. He's
always fairly good at basketball
(probably the best b-baller in the CHP),
Smash Brothers, and has good taste in
movies - anyone who loves Edward Norton
automatically has good taste in movies.
Although I must say, his hair is quite
unruly these days. Mayhaps his hair has
gained its own consciousness and has
taken over Chris's brain, making him
forget about cutting his hair, lest his
hair experience the excruciating pain of
being cut in half and the like. Or maybe
I'm just talking nonsense.
Clark on a piece of paper and walk
around handing it to random people and
ask them to pronounce it. If they
pronounce it incorrectly, I then put a
big stamp on their forehead that says
either "FOB or "Dumb ass depending
on the person. I seriously believe
that this test should be administered
to all people at the age of 13, and if
they fail, they should get a permanent
Dumb ass stamp which will make it so
they have to go to separate checkout
lines at the supermarket, that way we
smarter folk can pay for our groceries
without having to wait for these
idiots to figure out which orientation
their credit card has to have when
they swipe it.
that I don't know too much about Chris,
other than the fact that he is SUPER
RAD. He wears orange, he plays
basketball, and he is HLARIOUS! What
more can you ask for, really? On top of
that, I would definitely agree with Andy
that pulling off the "hey mafia" trick
with such grace says pretty much about
all you need to know about the extent of
his awesomeness. PS...I think Best in
Show is pretty fuckin rad! (Am I
allowed to say fuckin?)
testimonial because he is a zen master
of the art of the testimonial. Not
like these other wussies who sit there
and receive testimonials and don't
bother to give any back. Chris is
truly altruistic. You all know who I'm
talking about. Get off your ass and
tell me how great I am, damnit!
Chris, because he is MEAN! he is the
guy who will make fun of me for 20
minutes and denounce me as a friend
for having never seen Princess Bride.
He is the guy who will at any time and
place point out anyone he can who
likes Best in Show. It's a movie about
a dog show....it's a mockumentary...
c'mon people, it's not funny! torture
i tell you. Chris is the guy you want
there sitting next to you if you're
having a really wonderful day and if
you feel like making it shitty,
because he will make fun of you
nonstop until you're rolling on the
floor laughing at yourself. He's kind
of good at that. making you laugh at
yourself that is. He's a brat. He
always has these funny stories and
great times, and yet refuses to share
any of them with you especially if you
say the magical words: entertain me.
But... I guess all in all he's not
such a bad guy. He's semi funny,
kinda okay at sports, but i think it's
his car that really pulls through for
him. The pink exterior with the pink
interior... yep. it's got to be the
car.
getting to know chris fairly well this
year. I try to avoid Matrix references
so that the Agents don't come after
me, but what follows is EXACTLY how a
great year of befriending chris
began. -----Chris walks into 1006.
There's a newly-arrived N64 at the TV.
Andy:"I'm sorry." Chris:"For what?"
Andy:"For THIS."----- You truly don't
know a man until you fight him, and I
can only assume that the
Wacht'shisname Brothers were talking
about Smash Brothers. (makes sense,
they're all brothers - not like from
the hood tho) Anyway Chris is an
amazing asset to any room. He executed
flawlessly many classic facial
expressions, the "hey Mafia!" trick,
and crazy sports moves no mortal man
would attempt. I again reference the
ridiculous, Keanu's-Ass-Showing Matrix
to sum up Chris: "Whoa!"
he owns more orange clothing than
anyone other than maybe John Elway.
And he owns more yellow than Shaquille
O'Neal. He is also as competitive as
Elway and Shaq when he's playing any
kind of sport. He tries to goad me
into playing basketball with him when I
walk by the court, but I know better
because I don't want to be taken to
school. From what I hear, he is also a
male shoe whore like myself, although
his shoes are all huge and poofy and
never tied. Chris is a great deal of
fan, whether we're at a BBQ, camping,
or playing some AV football. My
favorite Chris look is the look he gets
on his face when I say something
farfetched and he kinda just shakes his
head with a confused look on his face.
Chris is a true leader of men, and his
pals seem to follow his lead like he's
the Pied Piper or something. Oh yeah,
and Chris likes chess. Like that one
guy that he used to room with.
playing football like burning) is at
the CHP Retreat, when he announced, "I
want to climb some rocks!" (Yes, a man
of such keen intellect and refined wit,
he separated the "want" from
the "to".) Chris has en element of
cool that just can't be beat - pair
this with his knack for storytelling
and his passion for kicking ass in
sports, and you have Superman. Flying
high five, dawg!