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      • Alice
      • Posted
      • I am on a very important, secretive, and
        influential board that dictates the goings
        on of North Carolina. Jon, as a
        representative of this fine state, it is my
        duty to inform you that you were due
        back last week. We're in a bind here,
        buddy. There can be no progress in
        North Carolina without the P-funk.
      • David
      • Posted
      • ok this may be hard to understand for
        those of you with a racial handicap
        (samoans) but jon and i do not look
        alike. i'm taller. he's got a beard, and
        not just permanent stubble. his hair is
        darker. he yells more.

        otherwise, sure, we've got a lot in
        common. large members (um, to our fan
        clubs--lots of fat chicks). a general
        hatred of humanity. an urgent desire to
        witness the end of civilization, and set
        it to music. fecophilia.

        but please, we're not related. stop
        asking if we are. except that we enjoy
        fucking each others' mothers, there is
        no basis for this assessment. thanks.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Jon, what can I say I love you even when
        you tell me to die on IM!!!!
      • Alice
      • Posted
      • it's true, i am jon's hero. and if it weren't for
        him and the commies, maybe i'd still have my
        legs. but i'll tell you what: jon is completely
        worth leglessness, for who could stand to
        walk in a world without him? not i. not i.
      • Liz
      • Posted
      • I am hands down without a doubt
        certifiably smitten for life. Like a
        fish needs its water and green eggs
        need ham, I am significantly less of a
        person without my JP Funk.
      • Stephanie
      • Posted
      • P-roy and I have a hot and cold
        relationship. Sometimes we really get
        along, sometimes we just fight. All
        in all, hes a good guy who leaves
        wonderful presents in my purse. Im
        kinda sad he's goin to NYC.
      • Nick
      • Posted
      • John is one of the best people I have ever
        met.... and he plays a sick bass. I once said to
        him that with him around I'd never be bored.
        And for horribly dull places I have endured
        with John that statement still holds true. You
        Rock John!

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