Patty Allen

Ward Melville High School [Class of 2001]

Trinity College, Attended 2001 - Present, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Psychology

Clinical Research Assistant II in Psychiatry

Cleo of Alpha Chi, United Pez Jedis of America, Penthouse Pirates

monkey pumpkins, olympic cannoli diving, hibernating and deep bed burrowing, peanut butter on bananas and panqueques, EXTREME KAREOKE, ULTIMATE SUMO PILLOW FIGHTING, putting stuffed animals near toilet bowls and seeking mates for my roomate's blow up moosehead named ishmael. come on ladies, he's a hottie potatti! just think of the multitude of pleasures he could afford you!

me talk pretty one day [sedaris], kite runner [hosseini], the lovely bones [sebold], one hundred years of solitude [marquez], the sex lives of cannibals [troost], running with scissors [burroughs], the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime [haddon]; body project [brumberg], the awakening [chopin], beloved [morrison], james and the giant peach [dahl], wasted [hornbacher], can't buy my love [kilbourne], john barleycorn [oyster pirates!!], amelia bedilia

the departed, love actually, fried green tomatoes, dodgeball, big fish, old school, amelie, everafter, tommy boy, beatle juice, ghost busters, goonies, billy madison, boondock saints, drop dead fred

gomez, rilo kiley, radiohead, azure ray, ben folds five, kings of convenience, beatles, collective soul, jack johnson, elliott smith, postal service, ozma, dandy warhols, dave matthews, our lady peace, howie day, death cab for cutie, oasis, soul coughin, papas fritas, sneaker pimps, weezer

Arrested Development; House; Law &; Order: SVU; Coupling; The Office [BBC version]; NCIS; annual hot dog eating contest, space ghost.

Leo

I am a sassy lassy from the sticks of Strong Island, NY. I spent the last four years of my life at Trinity College, living in Hartford, which I am proud to announce is now the 7th most dangerous city in the country, moving on up from its less than impressive number 48 in 2003. Congratulations Hartford, you made it! However, given this recent fame of New England's "Rising Star," Hartford's ego proved too much for me to handle; there just wasn't room enough for the both of us. So, I've moved on with my life. I now hail from New Haven, where all the cool kids live. Come and play with me!

In other news, I have a penchant for pirates and I want a pet monkey oh so badly.

I'm also a rockstar.

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"

-kerouac