Friends, Activity Partners

Nov 2003

http://profiles.friendster.com/4075982

www.vang.kim's best friend

eating mommy's panties esp the really nice ones from anthropologie fresh with poon juices, terrorizing my little bro and sister who adore me

are you my mother?, superfudge, bunnicula!, amelia bedelia!, pippi longstocking!, ramona quimby, laura ingalls wilder, encyclopedia brown, and in the near future: sweet valley high

my favowit is the smurfs song *lalalalalala lalalalalaaaaaaaa*, also NPR and WPRK cuz mommy make uh me listen to dat when she make uh bacon

i love how arrogant my mommy is. she thinks she's a web
page in and of herself. and she thinks she can tell me to
do whatever she wants. having me sit at the end of every
sidewalk when we walk will NOT make me think to stop and
look both ways at every road should i ever run away from
home. no matter, bc that would be a sweet death, as im
sure id be chasing after one of those damn street kitties
mommy thinks is so cute. i have a fascination with
death actually. bc i am half pit bull (that's what mommy
thinks, but she also thinks i am half basenji, half shiba
inu, half dingo, half yellow lab, half hound, half vietnam, half
america). when
she adopted me, it just
said "Boxer X." i like the X; it gives me the edge i
deserve, i dont know what mommy was thinking when she
bought me the damn pink ostrich leather collar and pink
heart ID tag. i am no frou frou puppy, and i remind her
of this every day when i drag her ass down the street. i
also tried to commit suicide the very first day she
brought me home. my plan worked, i now run her--i get
food rich with antioxidants, she eats ramen! She's
MY
bitch! MON CHIEN!

add me: lala_neopolitan@yahoo.com