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      "I have the same SAT score as Stephen Malkmus. I'm going to studious and poor for the next 4 to 7 years. I sleep in a loft...."

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      • Rebecca
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      • I've lost my license twice in as many months since moving to NYC. Through the mail or over the phone, Fred has had the magical capacity to get my license back to me when all hope seems lost. I will never fear losing my license again.
      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • Freddie is the most inappropriate person I've
        ever met -- one might even say he's the King -
        he's also the only person I know who truly has a
        sheep fetish -- but we all have our things...
        Personally I conduct sensual relationships with
        computers... what?
      • Clay
      • Posted
      • Fred and I met this one time when I was
        driving a van and ran over him. We've
        been fast friends ever since!
      • Nam
      • Posted
      • Before the season started, Freddy told me the
        Lions would be a good team this year. I laughed
        it off, as any one would. Sure enough they are
        2-0 for the first time anyone can remember.
        I don't think the Lions will make the playoffs, but
        will disrupt the picture. I will change my mind
        completely if they beat the Eagles this week,
        however.
      • Curious George
      • Posted
      • Dear Sir,

        I must solicits your strictest
        confidence in this subject. This is by
        a virtue of its nature as being utterly
        confidential and top secret. A member
        of the Nigeria Export Promotion Council
        (N.E.P.C.)and President of Western
        Africa Petrolium Development Commision,
        who was part of the federal government
        delegation to your country during a
        trade exhibition gave your particulars
        to me. I have decided to seek some
        confidential operation with you in the
        execution of the deal described
        hereunder for the benefit of all the
        parties and hope that you keep it top
        secret because of the nature of the
        business.

        Thank You,
        SEMARCO OBUOTAO

      • Nam
      • Posted
      • Don't let Flava Blav drive your car. He INSISTED
        on driving back from Radiohead and we
        reluctantly agreed. He maneuvered Donnie's
        LandRover roughly 200 yards from the parking lot
        before rear-ending a non-moving van. In Freddy's
        Defense, I believe he had been drinking.
      • Kristine
      • Posted
      • this is the FOURTH testimonial i have
        had to write for this fool. the first
        one, i was told, wasn't dirty enough,
        the second one was way too disturbing,
        the third was still a bit creepy, and
        so now i have to type a fourth. here
        it is, freddie.
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