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"so here's the skinny, the scoop, the lowdown, the 411 on
me: I'm a spaz by nature, and I feel sorry for you if you
ever..."
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學校(其他):
GO BEARS !!!!!
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職業:
Wanderer
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興趣愛好:
snapple facts, out of state license plates, power ballads, sunglasses at night, sandels in any weather, eating with chopsticks, air guitar, iron on t-shirts with tuxedo jackets, one worded one liners like SNAP and ZING, matching my bra with my underwear, driving with the top down, random outburts of randomness, that guy whose kicking ass and taking names on Jeopardy right now, people watching, people watching me watching, aspiring, figuring out how, magnum PI's mustache, masking insecurity, spooning, HIGH FIVES, kismet, and finally you...
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最喜歡的書:
I surely need to read more...but the last good book I read was by Tom Robbins.
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最喜歡的電影:
To many to list but a few are: The Princess Bride, Fletch, Good Will Hunting, Risky Business, Caddy Shack, Jerry McGuire, About a Boy, Any Indiana Jones, The Sean Connery and Pierce Brosan 007's.
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最喜歡的音樂:
Singer song writers are my favorite a la Tom Petty and Van Morrison, etc. Coldplay, Counting Crows...A couple of my favorite songs: "Wild World" and "Mexico"
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最喜歡的電視節目:
Alias, The OC, Jeopardy, Scrubs
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星座:
Gemini
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關於我:
so here's the skinny, the scoop, the lowdown, the 411 on
me: I'm a spaz by nature, and I feel sorry for you if you
ever sit next to me in a movie, a plane, or an exam...my
leg twitching is like a sustained 5.6 on the richter
scale...But I'd like to think when the right occasion
comes around I can channel that nervous energy into a high
intensity laser beam of focusedness..
I like to think in movie quotes or other stupid cliches,
as often trying to voice my jumbled thoughts do little but
elicit looks of deep confusion and pity among people I am
talking with...I guess you could say I'm a grass is always
greener kinda guy, which makes my side of the mountain
super unoriginal...
I believe in inuendo and the power of the unspoken
message, even though I talk way too much. I love accents
and wry wit even though I have neither. It is always a
pleasure to hang out with people that are easily
entertained but posses either an uncommon intelligence or
blatent stupidity...I find myself straddling the fence
between the two opposites daily.
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shades. Indoors. But don't mess with him. .
.he will pride slide your legs right out from
under you. Covered in mud and ready for
more. And ladies, beware. He will tell you
he's rich from the stock boom and then he
will knock your socks off w/ the perfect
cliche. Then he will get (you) drunk. Flirt
you to insanity. You will begin to worry about
his safety (and yours). But that's all part of
his plan. . .you can't escape it. you are a
defenseless bunny. soon you will be his.
and why not? he's one of the greatest guys
you'll ever meet and and a best friend to
boot. . .infact, together we will soon take
over the world for the second time. And Kids
2 Kids will again reign supreme. until then,
we'll continue pursuing a life path towards
happiness and love. dust, you da man.
Don't change, you sexy beast.
spirit is contagious! Basically one of
the funnest people around!
with authority that Dustin
won "biggest flirt" his senior in high
school. Sadly, he (and Brenden) lost
the race for the prestigious "most sex
appeal" award to a hairy, persian with
a singlet three sizes too small.
My main reason for asking to Dustin to
be my "friend" was so that I could
clarify this, though I should also say
that he's probably the most
politically conservative I'm ever
happy to see. I don't know what it
is, but his combination of wrong-
headed ideas and well-moisturized skin
always seemed so endearing.
information to make public.... Dustin
is the quintessential metrosexual, and
though I myself have somewhat
undeservedly been the subject of such
slander, I pale in comparison. One
needs to look no further than the
quantities of over priced hair
products he blows through morning noon
and night. Dustin would womanize, he
would make outrageous claims like he
was fat, even though his appearance
has changed less since his 18th
birthday than anyone who calls
themselves a twentysomething. He would
experiment with 24 hour diet and
workout gimicks, putting mirrors in
odd places around his living quarters
in between upper abdominal crunches
and thigh master sets. His favorite
pastimes include cruising around in
his Miata wearing puka shells
(authentically directly mail ordered
from hawaii) italian shoes and italian
sunglasses (at night) while dreaming
of blended strawberry daquiris and
Pierce Brosnan. For all factcheckers
out there, it's all true I'm afraid,
only the affinity for strawberry
daquiris is unconfirmed. But admit
it, it wouldn't surprise any of us...
(notice the puka shells in the picture,
along with his love of shredded pork
and his devotion to a firey volcano of
sorts) offset by an intense fear of the
ocean. Ask him about surfing in
Australia and you'll probably end up
comforting him on your shoulder
saying, "It's OK, it's OK" as he sobs
and sobs. But that's the kind of guy he
is: a big cry-baby. I'm pretty sure he
won something in our high school poll
(best hair? sexiest ankles? most likely
to cause an explosion in chemistry?),
but I can't remember what. The point is
that Dustin is a winner, he wins
things, and aside from the crying and
that ocean thing, people tend to like
the cut of his jib. Go bears.