Miss Knicol (now "Mrs.") will go to
Kansas or anywhere, so long as there
are drinks to be had or hippies to
enjoy, or prison islands to visit. She
will paint you a picture of the Kent
State Massacre, which absolves you of
responsibility, also she's stuck by
that crazy-ass motherfucker of a dog
all this time, so you know she's all
right. And, man! does she love that
baby. She takes it swimming.
Nicol is one of my owners. She
sometimes throws things for me to
chase and eat, although I think
sometimes she is just throwing things
at me. She also shampoos me sometimes
when I get too stinky, which happens
pretty often because of this skin
condition I have. But she washes me
anyway. She used to play with me more,
but now she has a little pink creature
that is always wailing. I think it is
like a cat, only without much fur.
Still, in conclusion, I like Nicol.
i love Nicky. She does really like beer and
babies. also cute dogs. she is the best cousin
ever. luckily my other cousins never talk to us
so i can say that without worry.
Kansas or anywhere, so long as there
are drinks to be had or hippies to
enjoy, or prison islands to visit. She
will paint you a picture of the Kent
State Massacre, which absolves you of
responsibility, also she's stuck by
that crazy-ass motherfucker of a dog
all this time, so you know she's all
right. And, man! does she love that
baby. She takes it swimming.
sometimes throws things for me to
chase and eat, although I think
sometimes she is just throwing things
at me. She also shampoos me sometimes
when I get too stinky, which happens
pretty often because of this skin
condition I have. But she washes me
anyway. She used to play with me more,
but now she has a little pink creature
that is always wailing. I think it is
like a cat, only without much fur.
Still, in conclusion, I like Nicol.
babies. also cute dogs. she is the best cousin
ever. luckily my other cousins never talk to us
so i can say that without worry.