Tim Babb

Stand Up Comic/Radio Station Bitch

Movies, the beach, karaoke, making fun of people, eating pizza, taking naps, making fun of more people, the Muppets, Disneyland, Harrison Ford movies, and making fun of still MORE people

Calvin & Hobbes: Something Under the Bed is Drooling, Garfield Throws his Weight Around, Far Side Gallery 4, Tim Allen: Don't Stand to Close to a Naked Man, Drew Carey's Dirty Jokes & Beer, Seinlanguage

Return of the Jedi, Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade, The Fugative, Air Force One, Cassablanca, A Night in Cassablanca, Monkey Business, Duck Soup, Hosefeathers, Liar Liar, Sleapless in Seatle, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, Good Will Hunting

Weird Al, Barry Manilow, Micheal Jackson, U2, Huey Lewis & The News, Eminem, T.A.T.U.

Simpsons, Friends, 24, Jay Leno, The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, The Jim Henson Hour, Danger Mouse, Cheers, Night Court

I'm a stand-up comic all sealed up in a radio job. I'm an
Aries which means...jack squat, in my opinion. I do NOT
like long walks on the beach...I like short walks on the
beach, I like sitting on the beach, I even like sex on the
beach...but why do we gotta take a long walk? I can see
the water fine from right here. Relax, pop a squat, and
enjoy the sunset! I like long car trips. I hate when
people make me stop to go the bathroom more than once.
Time it for the gas stops, pea bladder. I also love
Disneyland...I will stay at Disneyland open to close for 5
days striaght and not get tired of it. And if you complain
about it...I will make fun of you in my act. If you've
read all this and are still intersted...then you just might
be the kinda low standard havin' person that would like me!

I want to meet a girl with a head on her shoulders...I HATE
NECKS!!! That way, when I walk into a classy bar with her,
every head turns...except hers, she has no neck! HA!!! (A
mis-quoated Steve Martin Witisism)