Scritch has too many friends. What a
friendly guy. Check out all these
testimonials. Can I borrow a few? Hey -
- don't I know her from Chinese class?
What! you dated my ex-roommate from 4
years ago?? My coworker is your poker
buddy? Yes, Scritch knows way too many
people. I think he's stalking me.
I've known Richard for ten years.
We've somehow managed to keep in
touch, even when we barely ever saw
one another. Richard's most striking
quality probably comes from his heart,
and that he truly cares about his
friends. Hopefully we'll still be in
touch when I'm a real old lady.
I first met Richard when he picked me
up for work one day and then he became
the pimpest daddy I know! He's cute,
funny, successful and above all else,
he keeps it real. He's one of the few
people who's not afraid to appreciate
my toilet humor. tee, hee!
I've known richard for like 6 years and
he can be quite the loon at times, but
all in all he is a swell guy. He is
also a original gangsta and throws lots
of awesome parties at his place. Ladies
don't let this hottie, and pimp wannabe
pass you by!
Richard... Hm... what can I say about
this guy.. Well, let's put it this way,
he's a crazy mother**cker. Muahahaha.
Nah~ Rich is actually a very very cool
guy. He's full of energy and a really
fun guy. He is such an interesting
character, you won't ever meet anyone
else like him. And one thing about him,
he loves taking dares and challenges,
so yes, dare him to do some stupid
shit, he'll probably do it. Like
this, "Rich!! I dare you to put this
tesimonial up!!" (see? worked
perfectly) Man, you're like my bitch! :D
Wow, I've known Richard since...
middle school? He's always been an
awesome friend and loads of fun to
hang out with- never a dull moment
with this guy. Ultra sweet and
considerate towards women. He's also a
killer skiier/boarder. Like Davey
says, he likes celery. But he also
loves Triscuits with a passion- go buy
him a box!
What can I say, Rich has been my homie
for years and years. He's a serious
guy, but sometimes he can be outright
crazy and weird. Always a coo person
to hang with. He loves celery, he
puts it in everything!
Rich is one of those people the world
needs more of. Unflinchingly honest and
true to his principals. Also possessed
of a wealth of insight and bizzare
analogies, he's a pretty interesting
guy to get to know. Besides, you don't
want to be an assdumpling do you?
Somebody once described me as "intense". i would say
that if you had to choose a word, that would be a
reasonable
choice. I don't like doing anything half assed, and I
always give it all i got. Well, at least for the stuff I
care about (which is a lot of stuff.)
Who I Want to Meet:
I like cool people, and I hate assdumplings. what
are assdumplings? well, easy, they're people i don't like.
If i don't know you yet, you're most likely not an
assdumpling. probably. Though if you have to wonder if
you're an assdumpling... you might actually be one. ehh...
yeah... Best not to think too hard about that one.
Richard's Media Box
This is a recent movie I was in, Xtacy, which won the top honor, the Audience Award, at the New York International Film Festival! Check it out!
friendly guy. Check out all these
testimonials. Can I borrow a few? Hey -
- don't I know her from Chinese class?
What! you dated my ex-roommate from 4
years ago?? My coworker is your poker
buddy? Yes, Scritch knows way too many
people. I think he's stalking me.
We've somehow managed to keep in
touch, even when we barely ever saw
one another. Richard's most striking
quality probably comes from his heart,
and that he truly cares about his
friends. Hopefully we'll still be in
touch when I'm a real old lady.
up for work one day and then he became
the pimpest daddy I know! He's cute,
funny, successful and above all else,
he keeps it real. He's one of the few
people who's not afraid to appreciate
my toilet humor. tee, hee!
he can be quite the loon at times, but
all in all he is a swell guy. He is
also a original gangsta and throws lots
of awesome parties at his place. Ladies
don't let this hottie, and pimp wannabe
pass you by!
this guy.. Well, let's put it this way,
he's a crazy mother**cker. Muahahaha.
Nah~ Rich is actually a very very cool
guy. He's full of energy and a really
fun guy. He is such an interesting
character, you won't ever meet anyone
else like him. And one thing about him,
he loves taking dares and challenges,
so yes, dare him to do some stupid
shit, he'll probably do it. Like
this, "Rich!! I dare you to put this
tesimonial up!!" (see? worked
perfectly) Man, you're like my bitch! :D
middle school? He's always been an
awesome friend and loads of fun to
hang out with- never a dull moment
with this guy. Ultra sweet and
considerate towards women. He's also a
killer skiier/boarder. Like Davey
says, he likes celery. But he also
loves Triscuits with a passion- go buy
him a box!
for years and years. He's a serious
guy, but sometimes he can be outright
crazy and weird. Always a coo person
to hang with. He loves celery, he
puts it in everything!
needs more of. Unflinchingly honest and
true to his principals. Also possessed
of a wealth of insight and bizzare
analogies, he's a pretty interesting
guy to get to know. Besides, you don't
want to be an assdumpling do you?
gotten, is a really cool chap. Where,
oh where have you been, my friend?