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"i just spent a month in the UK, and i did not want to come home. i'm jetlagged, suffering from culture shock, american beer..."
More about Mel
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Occupation:
puttin' tha range in tha rover
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Hobbies and Interests:
yer mom, sleeping, reading, sarcasm, travel, tv, pop culture, music, movies, food, photography, making an ass of myself
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Favorite Books:
anything by douglas coupland, nick hornby, kurt vonnegut, david sedaris. i'm a nerd for auto/biographies and non-fiction. i like punk history books a lot. and the motley crue bio was highly entertaining.
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Favorite Movies:
i like too many movies. i like stuff that makes me laugh. bad teen flicks. and those pretentious indie flicks. i don't get to the movie theatre as often as i'd like. it's equal parts laziness and being poor.
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Favorite Music:
hrm. a lot of stuff. i've had that killers song stuck in my head for 2 days now. and franz ferdinand was my soundtrack to scotland.
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Favorite TV Shows:
alias, the simpsons, the o.c., sex and the city, adventures of pete and pete, strangers with candy, coupling (uk version), queer eye for the straight guy, my so-called life, adult swim, mr show, kids in the hall, daily show, BBC america, E!
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About Me:
i just spent a month in the UK, and i did not want to come home. i'm jetlagged, suffering from culture shock, american beer no longer gets me drunk, and i feel oh-so out of the loop. on the plus side, it is not raining here and i don't have to walk everywhere. also, i'm way more attractive in the states - and i don't mean that in an egotistical way, just that people in the UK are super hot and fashionable and shit, and i felt like a greasy cotton candy head with bad clothing the entire trip (and i've got the photos to prove it!). i don't feel the need to wear a paper bag over my head anymore, so coming home was a much needed self-esteem booster.
also, i just checked my bank account, and holy shit i'm poor! damn that british pound being so damn expensive! i need a second job pronto!
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Who I Want to Meet:
lend me some sugar. i am your neighbor.
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boys.
parallel lives. one time, she emailed
me to tell me that boys are dumb, & i
was emailing her the same thing at the
same time! CRAZY.
you don't? Well, don't ask me. Ask
Mel. She'll tell you.
One time Mel & I created a fake
LiveJournal for this fake EmoTeen. We
giggled about it for like four hours.
But then we forgot about it. Still, it
was a fun four hours.
Also, one time this girl at a Chomsky
show had Four-boob, & Mel knew exactly
what that was.
What a gal!
the notes Mel and I leave for each
other on lj have a hot lesbian subtext.
Little do they know, Mel. Little do
they know.
what that means but she seems angry a lot or
at least willing to complain about all of the
stupid people that she has to share the world
with. as far as i can tell she'll drink as much
free beer as you can provide for her and will
go on all of the worst dates imaginable. also,
boobs.
with me, and LOVE it. also, she's
has big boobs. mmm. boooobies.
still has an incredible ass. Oh, and
the tits!
was twirling incredibly fast...arms
outstretched in prayer that my eternal soul
would be released unto the faery queen
"draakar" when a vision appeared before me.
Mel, immediatley joined me in a frenzied aerial
glow-stick rendition of andrew lloyd webber's
"starlight express". Man dudes, was it SWEET!
I just had to take off my shirt and show her my
"dokken" tattoo! Rollerblade sistas 4-eva!
-starchild
internazionale. Si veste come un
hooker e si comporta come un angelo.
Siete fortunati conoscerli.