Mel

      "i just spent a month in the UK, and i did not want to come home. i'm jetlagged, suffering from culture shock, american beer..."

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      • stephanie
      • Posted
      • mel & i sure do like to make fun of
        boys.
      • stephanie
      • Posted
      • i'm pretty sure that mel & i lead
        parallel lives. one time, she emailed
        me to tell me that boys are dumb, & i
        was emailing her the same thing at the
        same time! CRAZY.
      • Carrie
      • Posted
      • Mel knows the truth about boys. Oh,
        you don't? Well, don't ask me. Ask
        Mel. She'll tell you.

        One time Mel & I created a fake
        LiveJournal for this fake EmoTeen. We
        giggled about it for like four hours.
        But then we forgot about it. Still, it
        was a fun four hours.

        Also, one time this girl at a Chomsky
        show had Four-boob, & Mel knew exactly
        what that was.

        What a gal!
      • GirlDetective
      • Posted
      • I have it on the best authority that
        the notes Mel and I leave for each
        other on lj have a hot lesbian subtext.
        Little do they know, Mel. Little do
        they know.
      • Davey
      • Posted
      • mel's a hater from the old school. i don't know
        what that means but she seems angry a lot or
        at least willing to complain about all of the
        stupid people that she has to share the world
        with. as far as i can tell she'll drink as much
        free beer as you can provide for her and will
        go on all of the worst dates imaginable. also,
        boobs.
      • Crystal
      • Posted
      • mel will listen to bad pop punk bands
        with me, and LOVE it. also, she's
        has big boobs. mmm. boooobies.
      • Marina
      • Posted
      • Three words..sweet sweet ass!
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • After over 12 years of marriage, she
        still has an incredible ass. Oh, and
        the tits!
      • Gary
      • Posted
      • It was Rollerblade Goth night at the church. I
        was twirling incredibly fast...arms
        outstretched in prayer that my eternal soul
        would be released unto the faery queen
        "draakar" when a vision appeared before me.
        Mel, immediatley joined me in a frenzied aerial
        glow-stick rendition of andrew lloyd webber's
        "starlight express". Man dudes, was it SWEET!
        I just had to take off my shirt and show her my
        "dokken" tattoo! Rollerblade sistas 4-eva!
        -starchild
      • DJPeter Elliott
      • Posted
      • Mel e una sensazione modellante
        internazionale. Si veste come un
        hooker e si comporta come un angelo.
        Siete fortunati conoscerli.

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