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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Conroe, Texas
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Company:
Bloomberg LLC Adweek Magazines the Economist Nootropica LLC
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Jeff's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/410113
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College/University:
University of Texas - Austin, Attended 1986 - 1991, Class of 1991, Bachelor's Degree, Advertising
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Occupation:
Advertising Sales, Music Writer
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What I enjoy doing:
Trance Music, Hiking, Web Development
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Favorite Books:
Terence McKenna, Kurt Vonnegut, Frank Herbert, Ayn Rand, Neil Stephenson, Tolkien, Brave New World, the Bible
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Favorite Movies:
Alien Dreamtime, Liquid Crystal Vision, Matrix, Lord of the Rings
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Favorite Music:
Machinelf Psy-Trance, Wagner. Parasense, Neuromotor, Koxbox, Psytrance
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Favorite TV Shows:
I don't watch television
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About Me:
Happy childhood, loving parents, happy life. Lack of money
compensated by social capital. Ergo, difficulty in
sustaining long
term relationships. Economically conservative, socially
liberal,
freedom in pursuit of happiness.
I moderate many Yahoogroups, publish Trip Out New York and
have a web site as Machinelf at brainmachines dot com
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Who I Want to Meet:
I like to philander little girls. non jailbait :-P big ones too. i go to those fatty bars you hear about, j/k!! I am bored with friendster, hey I have an idea, let's all leave our computers and see each other face to face!!
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and the devils spawn. Too smart for us
humans, but the elfs like him.
when he was a shaggy-haired anarchist
known as Han. I had a band, Thanatopsis
Throne, that caused riots every time we
played. Han came up to me once at a co-op
party and told me he loved my keyboard
playing. That's when I found out what a
weirdo he was.
I was very happy to meet up with Jeff again
in NYC, all these years later. Hook 'em, Han!
remember you gave us all an opportunity
by believing me which opened the Doors
to the 21 Century Electric Circus the
Rest is History, What was that Date?
Tom & Jerry Will be So Proud when we
meet them. I will get back to NYC as
soon as possible.
me tell you what I know so far.
The first time I met Jeff...he was
dressed in a tux(very handsome)...and
he talked to me about ppl sucking spare
ribs. Huh??? The second time we
met...he was dressed in a silver
costume and helmet...and was pissing
off the Dalai Llama. The third time we
met he was wearing elf ears (I have a
set of them too) at the best trance
party that I've ever been to. And the
fourth time that we met he was dressed
as an alien...and was full of hugs!
What can I say....he's a man of many
faces/costumes. He been very kind to me
and has welcomed me into the fold. I
think he's the best! Thanks, Buuudddyyy!
big Texas heart. He has the best floor
to sleep on in all of NY. Just bring a
box of Jujyfruits candy and that should
be enough to get you in the door.
Oh.....and don't forget to ask about
the orgasmic head scratcher, it is
called something like that, but he will
know what you mean. You should
definitely cum over and try it! Jeff
you definitely added character to
my "trip," to sum you up you're
an "Enigma wrapped in a cannoli!"
you evil locast disguised as an elf,
mean green bug like insect bug!
i was just impersonating my favorite
cartoon criminal character from
spaceghost, cyclo..
if jeff permits a nonofficial roast, i
will certainly invite all my cartoony
friends.. i love his smile, that smile
is worth so much $.. to me,
spaceghost, jeff was my favorite guest
from my 60s show, but he unfortunately
became too powerful when he obtained
the inviso machines that he likes to
call brainmachines, with these
brainmachines he became infinitely
more powerful, naturally i blasted him
into the next dimension with my spank
ray.
that's right folks it's saturday night
live!
friendster picture fool you. like a
mythical superhero, he will quickly
jump into a phone booth and in a blink
of an eye, or application of elf ears,
uv paint and mylar, morph into the
most outrageous creature imagineable.
this man is one of the rare geniuses
out there, and fun too. he is the host
with the most _____ (fill in the blank
here...and i am sure it will be
appropriate.) one of the things i
enjoy most about jeff is his
enthusiasm for life experience and
expansion of knowledge beyond
established parameters. That and the
fact that he traveled all the way from
the beach with his pail and shovel to
serenade me on my birthday with his
boombox blasting 80s newwave in front
of Lotus on hip hop night ... that was
SOooo much fun. woohoo.