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      • Rob
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      • i sent a message in a bottle and threw it
        on your drive way, hoping one day it'd
        get to you. the bottle shattered, i ran like
        hell, and i still don't know where you are.
      • Karena
      • Posted
      • Melissa, I want my panties back.
      • L'sarah
      • Posted
      • After we take up disco-knitting we
        might finish an afghan in time to
        drink martinini's and giggle beneath
        it in our twilight years. May they take
        their time. Thank Shiva for our young
        bodies! Whee!
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • If she hadn't kissed my brother I would
        have been all over that ass!!!
      • Richard
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      • Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it
        on. Livin' like a lover with a radar
        phone. Lookin' like a tramp, like a
        video vamp. Demolition woman, can I be
        your man?
      • Joe
      • Posted
      • Melissa is the best dancer in the world. I
        wish that there was a jack on my stereo next
        the headphones that said Melissa Beck and
        when I plugged in Melissa Beck would
        appear and dance with me.
      • Alissa
      • Posted
      • Melissa is my favorite Stereo Total
        connection, and she rocks at Hair Band
        parties. Two of my friends have mad
        crushes on her, and it's easy to
        believe. I bet the Hot Dog Cart guy
        has a crush on her too. She's supehr
        kewl.
      • Jaime
      • Posted
      • Melissa is my counterpart in crime here
        at work...we bitch about other people
        bitching and bitch about how they make
        us bitch..what can I say? We're
        bitches! She has the warmest piece of
        blueberry muffin in her bedroom waiting
        for her at all hours, I'm SO JEALOUS!
        People will start breaking down your
        office door if you don't take that hot
        picture DOWN! MEOWWW!
      • Karena
      • Posted
      • Martha Stewart meets Josie and the
        Pussy Cats. Call her "Miss Demeanor".
        Bad ass enough to know all the
        underground scenes in Detroit, smart
        enough to know how to make a great tofu
        lasagne and rational enough to know all
        the right reasons not to get a tatoo.
        Sugar and spice, greek mustaches and
        everything nice, that's what Melissa's
        made of.
      • Sam
      • Posted
      • I think Prince must have been thinking
        about Melissa when he wrote the lyrics
        to "Sexy Dancer." Gary Numan obviously
        did NOT know her when he wrote "Are
        Friends Electric?" Melissa combines an
        elegant and trashy aesthetic with
        complete panache. Entertaining
        dignitaries on pilfered lawn furniture?
        Offering the Dalai Lama a sip from her
        Colt 45? She can pull it off.

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