• Polly Hanson

      "I am charming and I laugh a lot...that's what everone and their mother says. My friends are what keep me going. I am..."

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      • Jessie
      • Posted
      • Yeah, yeah, double glasses head.
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • Happy belated birthday. I love you, P, and I really miss our talks. Let's have one again sometime, sister.
      • gdg
      • Posted
      • p(dot) is the most absolutely amazing person on
        the planet. she makes great nachos and she
        play's killin' freejazz drums. step back. 500 feet
        back. way back, way back. she's outta here. all
        things considered, not bad. seriously though,
        she's sitting right next to me at the moment so
        you know this has to be nice. if she wasn't next to
        me i might say something different. but, i might
        not. i am not a "poopy head". you are.more later...
      • Back In Black
      • Posted
      • P P P... a great party, a wonderful
        hostess, nothing better in the world
        than driving with you, singing songs,
        and talking about the world. Love you,
        you wonderful beautiful human being!
      • Jessie
      • Posted
      • polly is the tender blinking light on
        top the radio tower. and she does this
        adorable
        thing where she squints, crinkles her
        cute little nose,
        leans backwards ten degrees and
        giggles-all at the same time-usually
        when she's mildly suprised by
        something. she is sharp, graceful and
        all LOVE. i mean, i love her like
        crazy. don't you? polly is love and
        love must love. furthermore she is
        unquestionably the best travelling
        companion ever. and bandmate. and
        friend, of coarse. man, i'd be a mess
        if i didn't have polly. i'd probably
        still be hiding under a pile of coats
        like i was when she found me.
      • Craig
      • Posted
      • Polly is a genuine person. She's an
        honest, open, loyal, sweet girl with a
        true heart. Even when she's having a
        bad day... she'll listen to your
        problems, and comfort you. Ask anyone
        who knows her...she's the real deal yo!
        She also has mad rock knowledge and
        skills... and an unabashed passion
        for "Sister Christian".
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • Pea is...a giver (hey, get your mind
        out of the gutter there jerko).
        Sweeter than Peach Cobbler a'la
        Mode...with sugar on top. Cooler than
        the other side of the pillow at that
        hotel thats made entirely out of ice
        AND got mad Indie-rock skills. Two
        thumbs WAAY up!
      • markO
      • Posted
      • Getting to know Polly is one of the
        best things you can do for yourself. I
        dare you to try and find in your
        existing group of friends a more
        steadfast and good-natured
        combination of candor, style,
        empathy, good taste, ardor, and plain
        old-fashioned fun. She is one of a
        select handful of people I would trust
        to accompany me on a dangerous
        mission behind enemy lines. Ms.
        Hanson's mirth is so powerfully
        contagious that she will get that
        stuffy, anti-choice CFO at your job on
        the dancefloor in three songs or
        less. And she'll turn everyday events
        like driving around the block into
        giggle-inflected adventures. In fact, I
        don't even feel qualified to be writing
        this. Instead, YOU should be writing
        to me and asking for a referral to get
        on Polly's list. Take a number.
      • Nils
      • Posted
      • The first time I found out about
        Polly's "abilities" was after the
        McFarline case. We were back at
        headquarters congratulating one another
        on what was probably our biggest bust
        yet. We were once again back in good
        graces with the Chief, who had put us
        on double probation after we had
        inadvertently set fire to a warehouse
        while trying to trap "Serrated" Sam
        Slone in the big bootleg bra bust
        of 27. Anyway, things seemed all good
        and normal when suddenly we got a call
        on the Emergaphone. It was our nemesis
        Dr. Poison. "Well well, I hope I'm not
        disturbing you" cackled the malevolent
        sociopath. "It's just, I wanted to say
        goodbye.." "Goodbye?" I said. "Where
        are you going?" "It's not me thats
        leaving," shrieked the static-y image
        staring at us. "It's YOU. I've placed
        three tons of extra explosive uranium
        tipped dynamite in your office, and I'm
        going to blow you pesky crimefighters
        up!" The image in the Emergophone was
        hazy, so until this point I hadn't
        noticed that Dr. Poison had some sort
        of remote detonator in his
        hand. "NOOOO!" I screamed, diving
        behind one of our larger crime fighting
        consoles. Dr. Poison started reach for
        the button, and I was certain our doom
        was sealed. At that moment, Polly
        sprang into action. Quick as a bullet
        she reached down and began to peel back
        the reinforced steel floor like it was
        nothing more than a banana peel. I was
        dumbfounded. That is impossible! No
        one can then I saw what she was
        looking for. Hidden underneath the
        floor was the extra-explosive uranium
        tipped dynamite. Again, faster than I
        could possibly comprehend, Polly had
        lifted all three tons of the foul
        weapon, and threw it up into earths
        outer atmosphere. (I cant really
        remember how she got it out the window,
        but Im sure that was impressive
        too.) The next moment Dr. Poison had
        activated the detonator and we saw a
        blueishwhite explosion in the distant
        sky above us. Dr. Poison took his
        fingers out from his ears, and gazed
        upon us with incredulity. Curses!
        You two may have cheated death once
        again, but mark my word, I will get
        you! Then in a burst of white noise
        and static, Dr. Poison was gone. There
        was silence for a moment as I turned to
        Polly. Dont ask she said. So I
        didnt.
      • Back In Black
      • Posted
      • LaurenTally-Ho!Hansen is the
        awesomest. She never hits me on the
        head and actually makes me smile when
        she tealls me to stop being difficult.
        If it wasn't for the Red Sox thing I
        would vote her best road-trip-sing-
        along-to-INXS-buddy ever. When do we
        karaoke again?
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