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      • Allison
      • Posted
      • usted no es una mujer ni un hombre.
      • Teddy
      • Posted
      • yes, rafael will be the small, dark boy
        with the biggest torch lugging his
        ass around the stadium like a real
        trooper during the opening
        ceremonies of the 2004 special
        olympics. i hope the cameras will be
        there to zoom in on his shiny, smiling
        face as he drools and stumbles his
        way to his 15 minutes of fame.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • pepto is way better looking than tums
      • Ashley
      • Posted
      • he is the only reason to join this
        godforsaken fucking hellhole place
        that has sucked all my energy and
        will making me clearly unable to
        leave my apt today...
        he is also a great athlete. Look for
        him in the 2004 olympics.
      • christy
      • Posted
      • For a week or so I kept getting these e-mails,
        over and over "be my friendster", etc. etc. I
        was so drunk I'd look over the picture trying
        to place a name or a face, but nothing came
        to me. ...maybe just a sound, a spark? One
        more Manhattan for the road? "Rafael"...I
        didn't know any Italians....maybe he's
        Mexican my houseboy piped in..."Out
        Diego...you do not understand such things"
        and then it came to me, my downfall may
        have been great, the booze the pills that
        boooring hour in rehab, but how could I ever
        forget that blissful hour we spent together in
        Olde Towne Pasadena...ah the Cheesecake
        Factory...Forever.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • his head usually blocks out the sun
      • Allison
      • Posted
      • it must be hard to puke *(see photo
        to the left of this testimonial) with no
        neck, which, by the way, Tom Texas
        has in spades *(see horse's ass).
        don't worry, i didn't tell Tom Texas
        that it is precisely his long neck that
        made you puke in the first place.
      • Tyen
      • Posted
      • yumm. rafael smells like hot tube steak
        on a sweaty summer knight. i love it.
        oh yeah, he is a huge sweetheart too.
        once rafael finally talked to me we hit
        it off like bumble bees to pollen. i am
        so glad i met him and cant wait spend
        more time with him. a heart of gold and
        icy cold.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • even when hoping to play the
        wallflower, rafael enters any social
        gathering like a lightning storm: at
        moments impressively brilliant, at
        others relentlessly brutal, he never
        leaves without making an impression.
        rafael's personality is remarkably
        endearing...even when you want to gouge
        his eyes out, you're still secretly
        thankful to be among his beloved.
        whip smart, hilarious, mythically
        charismatic, he's the kind of guy
        who'll fight for you to the death if
        you've earned it and drag you down if
        you deserve it. we argue over who's
        more difficult...maybe it's a toss up.
        but i'm glad to have found my match.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Rafael and I share a broad dislike of most
        people, places and things. especially each
        other and each other's people, places and
        things. Here's to sharing!

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