Friends, Activity Partners

Jun 2003

Johnson City, TN

i've worked at various soul sucking corporations and i don't equate my identity and self-worth with a fucking job like most people do.

http://profiles.friendster.com/mattybatty

i have a Bachelor's of Fine Arts from East Tennessee State University (you want fries with that?)

wage slave, artist

carnage, anarchy, anti-social behavior, self destruction, running over tourists, pissing in the gene pool, biting the hand that feeds you, making comments about eating babies within earshot of groups of women doting over someone's newborn larvae, subversive activities, procrastinating, being generally lewd, obnoxious, inappropriate, and offensive, i collect transformers, i have an unhealthy obsession with Doctor Who (the original series, not the crappy new one), i adore cats profusely, spending time with my wife, annoying my wife, arguing politics and religion, cooking, gardening, making fun of rednecks, driving too fast, drinking, getting tattooed, hating my job, painting, punk rock, goth, making fun of republicans, nazi germany, UFOs, paranormal, conspiracy theories, radical politics, being politically outspoken, and generally being a weird artsy aging cynical sarcastic old punk

extended massive tantric orgasms for dummies

Batman: the Dark Knight, Batman Begins, Silence of the Lambs, Howl's Moving Castle, the Red Violin, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Corporation, Se7en, the Prestige, Nausicaa Valley of the Wind, Spirited Away, Shadow of the Vampire, Lost Highway, Ichi the Killer, the Audition, Serenity, Porco Rosso, Dragonslayer, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Princess Mononoke, Star Wars, Hellraiser, Lord of the Rings, Snatch, The Others, Pulp Fiction, Nightmare Before Christmas, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Raising Arizona, The Exorcist, Mulholland Drive, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling For Columbine, The Human Stain, Shaun of the Dead, the Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Office Space, Fight Club, the Believers, V for Vendetta

the cure, cocteau twins, dead kennedys, jello biafra, u.s. bombs, descendents, adolescents, the casualties, dropkick murphys, good riddance, a global threat, the exploited, bauhaus, dayglo abortions, strike anywhere, the unseen, black flag, ramones, siouxsie and the banshees, joy division, the adicts, d.i., anti-flag, frontline assembly, skinny puppy, lower class brats, rancid, d.i., blatz, dead milkmen, christian death, swans, coil, my life with the thrill kill kult, poison idea, crass, death in june, minor threat, negative approach, the boils, interpol, the damned, destroy everything, bad religion, mike vanportfleet, harold budd, robin guthrie

I would like to see a reality show where super wealthy and priviledged assholes who have spent their greed-driven lives exploiting humanity are taken prisoner and forced to live the rest of their lives in a chinese prison labor camp until they are killed and their organs are harvested and sold on the black market to the highest bidder...i also like doctor who (the orginal, not the crappy new one), mystery science theater 3000, aquateen hunger force, venture bros., the young ones, monty python's flying circus, little britain

Libra

I'm Matthew. My friends call me MattyBatty.

I am the proud husband of my lovely, hot wife Christine and am a proud parent of my two cats Juniper and Willow.

One of my favorite things in the world is how my cat greets me at the door by plopping down on the floor and rolling around to have her tummy scratched.

The first thing that you should know about me (aside from the kitty thing above) is that I'm sarcastic, sardonic, and obnoxious.

I enjoy any form of humor that is childish, corny, sick, or gross.

I am decidedly misanthropic.

But I have a heart of gold deep down. Really. I promise.

I reject rampant consumerism, greed, blind ambition, fear-inspired hatred, blind loyalty to governments and corporations that don't give a fuck about you or anything but wealth and power. (That sounds pretentious, I know...but fuck it.)

I feel that there should be less human beings on this planet, especially the ones who obsess over controlling what everyone else does.

I am non-athletic, not interested in sports, and vehemently anti-NASCAR.

I wish that people would put more importance on loving friends and family, having fun, cooperating, getting drunk, and partying than they would on consumerism, greed, and blind ego-driven ambition.

I adore cats and hold them in higher esteem than most people.

I am negative and cynical.

I'm also kind and generous, or at least I try to be.

I generally try not to treat other people like shit, even though people mostly suck...especially the ones that drive large gas-guzzling vehicles with Bush/Cheney stickers, have kids, and are Jesusfreak religious although they're jealous, greedy, and self-centered. You know, the self-deluded living in a totally fake universe type that think that God just loves the fucking hell out of them because they're so conservative/self-righteous/flag-waving/republican-voting/pro-life/war-mongering/rampant consumerist/gay-bashing/cracker-ass/fox news-watching/brain dead dolt that they couldn't possibly be a fucking asshole.

I enjoy offending people who are easily offended.

I think that people who forget how to have fun or take life too seriously are usually not very happy. Not that I'm an especially happy person, but at least I don't drive a minivan.

I despise some of (but not limited to) the following: republicans, religious fanatics of any kind, cocky alpha male assholes, stupidity, convention, shallow attempts to manipulate emotions with images of newborn babies and happy smiling people, corporate america, conformity, censorship, and other lies and doctrines that society has brainwashed you into accepting.

You are all sheep.

i don't give a shit