Brad Alter

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      • Adem
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      • I just wanted to touch base with you regarding our impending beer consumption initiative. In order to streamline our efforts, it's critical that we get the ball rolling and engage ourselves proactively, thereby leveraging our core competencies and achieving greater synergy.
      • Tate
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      • you quiero taco brad.
      • Mills
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      • Brad is one of the most persistently witty and
        interesting people I've known. Even as the rest of
        us totally run our personalities into the ground, fail
        to change or develop new hobbies, and get
        stupid-boring, B-Rad stays fascinating and
        hilarious. On the downside, he lacks any
        identifiable soul or conscience, as though he
        made a deal with the Elders of Zion to exchange
        human warmth for permanent charisma. It's good
        for his friends, but bad for his lovers, who litter
        the Northern landscape like crushed cans of bad
        beer, hoping against hope to be collected by
        bums and recycled for change, maybe as vessels
        for Tab or Fanta. They know they'll never have
        Brad in them again, and all the Sierra Mist in the
        world won't change that.
      • Bridget
      • Posted
      • brad. stunning redhead. cutthroat academic.
        unrepentant rockstar. really, what more could you
        ask ?
      • Hanna
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      • Brad drunk dialed me twice last night.
        We had the same conversation twice. I
        don't think he remembers either one.
        Brad is livin' the rock n' roll life.
      • Alissa
      • Posted
      • So Brad, all of these people seem to
        think you are so wonderful. I'm guessing
        this is because they hvaen't had to live
        with you for 20+ years and deal will
        unending wet willies, being white washed
        by you and your friends (Seth), not being
        allowed to play with you and your friends
        (Seth), or the little mind games you like
        to play on young children. I guess these
        are just some of the joys of being your
        little sister.
        For serious though, everyone is right
        (despite the wet willies which I still battle
        daily) you are an awesome big brother.
        Thank you for teaching me how to ride a
        bicycle, giving me your old queen, bob
        dylan, and simon and garfunkel cd's,
        freaks and greeks, many other funny
        movies which I can't think of right now,
        and letting me hang out with you
        sometimes. I'm sorry I stole your
        gameboy when we were little.
      • Matthew
      • Posted
      • r.i.p. dirt dawg! riding around listening
        to "ni**a please" in the cherokee on the
        way to and back from the pancake
        house (or tivoli or rhino or anywhere
        else we went) has been, and will
        remain, one of my favourite bard
        memories. he was a huge part of the
        soundtrack to our college experience.
        rest easy dirty!
      • Seth
      • Posted
      • Alter aint going to Law School. Dude's
        been spending all his free time
        LARPing -- He's a 6th Level wizard...

        Brad, i think you left your cloak in my car.
      • Cynthia
      • Posted
      • Brad is spectacular
      • Dorothy
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      • brad, i dreamt about you riding your bike last
        night. you didn't feel like stopping so i ran
        alongside and we talked. then we sat down and
        you introduced me to a couple of cats you had
        and a puppy the size of my fist, small, which was
        very friendly but turned into a mushroom very
        quickly. still wagging and all (and me still nervous
        it was going to pee on my lap). i miss you, brad.
        do you really have that much hair these days? o
        dear.

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