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"I like things. But not just any things. Veeeeerry specific things. Sometimes, I like things that no one else likes, that..."
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More About Joe
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Schools (Other):
The rough streets of Metropolis, Hard Knocks (BFA)
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Occupation:
Professional Magical Gumdrop Unicorn (Local 639)
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Affiliations:
www.joealterio.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Neck breakin'. Heart Takin'. Love makin'. Long walks on the beach. And comics.
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Favorite Books:
A great deal of books in which the tiresome effort of having to explain everything in prose is charmingly replaced by the written word and well-drafted pictures, rendered in some kind of sequential order. Shit, I better say something smart, too...uhh.. The Unbearable Lightness of Being, too. Yeah.
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Favorite Movies:
Duck Soup, La Strada, The Killing, The Third Man, Double Indemnity, Big Lebowski, Fast Cheap and Out of Control, Rushmore, Iron Giant, and The Big Time. (of course!)
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Favorite Music:
Joe Jackson, The Shins, Big Sandy, Ray Condo, Sam Cooke, Billy Bragg, Frank Sinatra, and the Futureheads, Dogs Die In Hot Cars and the rest of the New New Wave sound that shall sweep over this barren musical landscape with synthisizers a-blazin', and wash all the trucker hats away.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The shows in which sports teams from Boston beat this piss out of whoever the fuck they're playing.
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About Me:
I like things. But not just any things. Veeeeerry specific things. Sometimes, I like things that no one else likes, that feels pretty cool and invigorating. Because a lot of people around here like very, very bad, stupid things. You know? But sometimes, people decide not to like things just becuase other people also like those same things, and I hate those type of people. They deserve death when The Revolution comes.
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Who I Want to Meet:
My other twin, lost all those many years ago, in that gunfight amidst a blizzard, in the hills of the Himalayas against those Burmese poachers. Rudolfo! Are you there?
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Testimonials and Comments for Joe
neighbor. beat that. suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nearly as interesting as matt can, i must
say that joe is superbly talented and
draws the cutest cartoons of my sister.
fight on.
cannot (snif sob) attest to the size of
Joe's schlong, but I can attest to the
size of his heart. He allowed me to
stay at his pad and use his computer to
email my friends and send out updates
and hack the pentagon and send viruses
to microsoft...oh... I mean...just
emails...just emails. But in all
seriousness (or at least as serious as
I can ever get) Joe fucking rocks.
Honestly I don't really know him as
well as many. I met him through Duncan
and before he let me stay at his pad
for a week I had actually sat and drank
with him twice and corresponded a few
more times than that. Now that is A BIG
heart...oh yes and if yoo do get to
know this fellow check out his really
good art. His Robot revolution series
kicks ass and he has a pretty damn
phenominal comic novel called "365"
both worth looking at!
meet Joe until college, when we grew up
two miles apart. Then again, maybe he
was one of those kids who put squashed
caterpillars in your lunchbox, or cut
off your pigtail to see if another head
would grow there, or hit you really hard
with the dodgeball in gym... yeah, never
mind. He turned out pretty good,
anyway. Talented, wicked funny, down to
just hang out and walk around. He was
the only person in our class to finish
that damn animation the way he set out
to (a semester early, for fuck's sake).
Says he's got no charisma but he's dead
wrong, and I know few people who are as
good at startin' shit - I'm talking more
than brawls here - AND finishing it.
Even this (mostly) non-lesbian had a mad
crush on him for a coupla years there...
but seein' as the guy's way out of my
league and, y'know, had a girlfriend, I
was happy just handing him a beer or
getting a laugh out of him now and then.
Molly, girl, keep this one around.
the reason I mention this, is because
I am pretty sure Joe was out of town
and his parent's needed me because they
were going to a Mighty Mighy Bosstones
show or something crazy as shit (and at
this time, that was pretty fucking
cool)... anyways, thats just how down
Joe's parents were. now normally,
things like this can skip a generation-
but I think Joe won the goods with
taste and all.. oh, and i still have
photos from when Pete dressed up as a
girl and convinced Chad (who was mighty
aroused by Pete-ette) that he was
Rachel's German cousin all in the
comfort of Joe's at a Halloween party..
Monkey have tiny arms!
his friends as being particularly
interesting and charming. He is
courageous in his boisterousness in a
town that rewards dullness. I am glad
to know this guy.
gracefully get bucked off a camel, land
on his camera, and slice through his
nipple. We slept really well that
night. Praise Jebus for sleeping bags.
this guy. He's my best buddy and
has been for the last 22 years or so
(but who's counting?) He's always
been there for me when I was down
and cheered me up and made me
laugh more than that delightful
Seinfeld. He's the jam, my life rules
because he's in it. Stick that in your
hukka and smoke it!
and Joe took care of me. Not only took
care of me but told me, when I was
trying to behave myself on the tram
ride home, that I was trotting around
like a show-horse. A show horse! He
might have even said "like a goddamned
showhorse!" Joe is number one.