You know who's about 50 lbs. lighter and
approximately 139% better looking than
Quentin Tarintino? Chris. You are my
first, and therefore the ORIGINAL,
internet crush. You are the most worthy
of anything, and I will always value
you. You are hazardous material. I
like to handle you with care.
Chris is the coolest ever! In high
school he would skip with Jes and I to
AP English class and sing cool songs.
Like the "Prove your love" song and the
snorks song. He would also show
us "tricks" in math class, like make a
pen disappear down his mouth. Whoa!
Chris is amazing and real nice too. He
sent me a crush gram in high school
(remember that??). Love ya Chris...and
miss ya too!!
Chris is fun, and a good friend to be
around when intoxicated. He will make
sure you get water, aspirin and bread
into your body to ensure a more
pleasant morning. :)
Chris dances like he is adjusting his
backpack. Not only does this suggest
interest in dancing, it also suggests good
attention to backpack maintenance.
Qualities that I look for in a friend, and you
should too.
approximately 139% better looking than
Quentin Tarintino? Chris. You are my
first, and therefore the ORIGINAL,
internet crush. You are the most worthy
of anything, and I will always value
you. You are hazardous material. I
like to handle you with care.
orientation. He can tell you exactly
how many units you need in each subject
area! And he's funny too.
school he would skip with Jes and I to
AP English class and sing cool songs.
Like the "Prove your love" song and the
snorks song. He would also show
us "tricks" in math class, like make a
pen disappear down his mouth. Whoa!
Chris is amazing and real nice too. He
sent me a crush gram in high school
(remember that??). Love ya Chris...and
miss ya too!!
time we met. I think I kind of liked
it...
fairytake roleplay. If you are ever to
meet him at Denny's, wear red.
around when intoxicated. He will make
sure you get water, aspirin and bread
into your body to ensure a more
pleasant morning. :)
backpack. Not only does this suggest
interest in dancing, it also suggests good
attention to backpack maintenance.
Qualities that I look for in a friend, and you
should too.