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"I'm funny and everyone loves me."
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Occupation:
Professional Cutey-Pie
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Hobbies and Interests:
Nothing. Nothing Interests me. I do kind of like beer, and my cat. Is that something? Cat-beer? OK, fine then, my vast array of highly refined interests include: Beercat, Catbeer, feeding my cat beer, and Bill Pullman.
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Favorite Books:
Harry Potter has replaced any of my previous favorites.
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Favorite Movies:
Braveheart. In The Bedroom. Charade. 28 Days Later. Spider Man. About Schmidt.
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Favorite Music:
Leonard Cohen. Rob Zombie. Nine Inch Nails. Fear Factory.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Television is the crappiest. South Park.
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About Me:
I'm funny and everyone loves me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I don't want to meet anybody. Unless you either, A) LOOK
like the Tick, B) Actually ARE the Tick, or C)THINK you are
the Tick and dress accordingly in order to maintain your
delusions. Also, I like Kittens, long walks on the beach,
and talking.
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managed to be friends with the only
interesting people on this God forsaken
island? And how come you won't SHARE
dammit!!! That's it, no more magic
cards for you. And for the record, I
don't even like blueberry syrup. So
there!
the 'big girls'; and fukk you matt, I
do not eat triscuits.
get your soul back from me. you,
unfortunately, have a habit of losing
things, in this case it's your soul.
when you die matt, i will collect what i
own and feed your soul to a fat chick
if you don't quit bitching about it.
friendster thing is that the people
you hate the most seem to have the
most friends, but then when you talk
to their friendsters, you find out
that they all hate that person too.
It's some kind of sick love/hate
vanity loop and right in the middle of
it all is Penny Weisblatt. See, there
she is, just a few testimonials
down... matt doesnt like her, in fact,
matt hates her. But there she is.
i'd ask matt to help.
splitting off the rational and
reasoning side of his brain from the
gooey beer-soaked rest of it. I took
him out on a pointless espionage tour
once and Matt cracked and ran out of
the car. When I cought up to him he had
kicked in the front door of the house
we were watching and was proceeding to
skullfuck an old woman while swinging
her poodle around his head like a
lasso. Yeah I know he's sick, sickly
funny that is... and all you guys out
there, he's single.
Always doing little chores and
fetching things for people... never
badmouthing anyone, respectful to
women and the elderly... A pleasure to
know. The Matt of today? He's a
little bitter. Actually he is very
fucking bitter. And not exactly the
most respectful motherfucker on the
planet. In fact he'll fuck your
sister, your mother, and your
girlfriend, then fuck you. Then he'd
beat the shit out of your sister,
torture your mother, ram his dick in
your girlfriend's eye socket until
sperm is dripping from her nose, and
then buy you a beer. I mean, he's
still a nice guy deep down, but he
just has a little less trouble
expressing his true feelings now.
hes drunk he plays with wood barks,
dresses them up and gives them names.
Hes fun to talk to on aim bc he tells
me how beautiful i am and how much he
loves me. Matt is one of a kind..and
he has the dream job of most
guys..working at a girls clothing
store..staring at fine ass' all day.
won't go away. A haunting echo lurking in the shadows. He's a guilty
conscience. His redeeming qualities are: 1) he's usually not around. 2) he
drinks beer. and 3) he's usually not around.